Where I’ve Been

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena who sent this humorous travel musings.

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!

At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I was in Continent once, it’s embarrassing and I don’t remember much, must be an age thing.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

One time when I was in Absentia I found out no one else was ever there??

I thought I wanted to be in Nane, but then I realized that would just be too silly.

I’ve been in Ept too long because I can’t figure out how to leave.

Another time I found out I was in Capable and couldn’t find my way out of there either.

I’ve been in Debted too long and never had enough money to buy a bus ticket out of there.

I was in Different for a while, but really didn’t care.

I’ve been in Distinct before but my memory of it is rather fuzzy.

Once I found myself in Finite – golly that’s a small town.

I visited in Action once but there wasn’t much going on.

I thought we would be in Attention last week, but must have driven right through it somehow??

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.

My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another…

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