Excellent Speller

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.

Grandma Witness

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

Earrings for Men

A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

Height Problem

Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Confessing Priests

It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.

Potato Story

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Senior Texting

Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:

Thankful

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

A Jesuit and a Franciscan Go to Heaven

Two priests, one Jesuit and one Franciscan, were killed in a terrible car crash arrived at the "Pearly Gates" and St Peter greeted them."

Women's Seminar

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

The Wedding Crasher

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

A Dark and Stormy Night

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happened, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car.

Rabbi Confession

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect they got along very well.

Stages of Life

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