Gems from Hollywood Squares

These great spontaneous answers from the Hollywood Squares game show.
Q. Do female frogs croak?

Farm Riddles

Kids Advice on Marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)

Paraprosdokians

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

Subjective Age

"People my age are so much older than me."

Dough Boy

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.

Dog Battle

The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.

Wrestling

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.

Political Tutorial

If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true

Man Goes to a French Restaurant

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”

New CEO

General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

Captain Bravo

Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my red shirt!''

Eight Legs

A fellow is driving down the road and a chicken with eight legs runs past him like he was standing still. The guy sees a farmer so he stops the car and gets out.

Evolution of Many Things

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