Dough Boy

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.

Dog Battle

The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.

Wrestling

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.

Political Tutorial

If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true

Man Goes to a French Restaurant

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”

New CEO

General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

Captain Bravo

Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my red shirt!''

Eight Legs

A fellow is driving down the road and a chicken with eight legs runs past him like he was standing still. The guy sees a farmer so he stops the car and gets out.

Evolution of Many Things

The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

I Am Fine

A farmer named Heather had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Heather.

Clever Words

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

To Do List

Forgetful

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

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