Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/13/2015 - 10:12
Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 13:37
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/26/2015 - 06:51
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 01:39
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/11/2015 - 01:24
A Japanese couple were arguing about how to perform the Forbidden Dance of a Thousand Moons.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/03/2015 - 16:30
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:00
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/23/2015 - 01:35
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:06
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 03/01/2015 - 01:33
I heard it was so cold in DC today that the politicians had their hands in their own pockets!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:05
Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/06/2014 - 15:08
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."
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