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Computer Dependency

Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?

Bubba Applies for a Job

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.

Why We Love Kids

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

Going to the Jim

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

Pitiful Husbands

Forbidden Dance

A Japanese couple were arguing about how to perform the Forbidden Dance of a Thousand Moons.

Where Have You Been?

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

Tour de France

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."

The Jewish Dog

Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

Buffalo Wings

Jewish Grandmother

A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.

Frozen in DC

I heard it was so cold in DC today that the politicians had their hands in their own pockets!

Divorce Letter

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.

Irish Text

Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."

Avocado Errand

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."

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