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Engineer in Hell

One day, an engineer died and went to heaven. But St. Peter said, "I can't let you in because your name is not on the list."
So the engineer went down to Hell and was let in.

Sell Your Golf Clubs

Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

Between 5 and 6

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered: "kindergarten."

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