Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/12/2016 - 13:39
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Tue, 11/01/2016 - 01:07
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happened, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/09/2016 - 08:31
This is so true.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/24/2016 - 04:17
How did the farmer find his wife?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 03:53
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/16/2016 - 06:50
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/03/2016 - 10:49
"People my age are so much older than me."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 08/14/2016 - 14:37
The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 03:25
If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/16/2016 - 06:28
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 07/04/2016 - 06:02
A fellow is driving down the
road and a chicken with eight legs runs past him like he was standing still. The
guy sees a farmer so he stops the car and gets out.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 06/27/2016 - 01:23
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/17/2016 - 13:18
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/07/2016 - 02:52
What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/30/2016 - 03:16
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Western Idaho. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.
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