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Divorce Letter

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.

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Beware of Marines

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 16:36
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!"

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Home Security

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:59
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

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Sayings

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:20
A penny saved is a government oversight.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.

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Cantaloupes and Algebra

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)

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Christmas Love Story

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/29/2013 - 04:35

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed. As the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.

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Amazing Camera

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 12/18/2013 - 08:41
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast...

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