Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/15/2016 - 13:55
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect they got along very well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 03:53
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 14:50
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/06/2016 - 03:04
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 14:39
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/03/2016 - 16:21
I'm in Manila Philippines right now. Mixing family, friends and a little business.
Welcome to the War Zone! They celebrate New Year very differently here.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:38
Did you miss me last Friday? I'm sorry I could not send out my TGIF mail a week ago. I was still in Nigeria and there was no internet connection in the village I was in.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/06/2015 - 15:04
There is a story told about two old friends who were catching up:
One friend asked: “How is it that you haven’t yet married?”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 01:39
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:26
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 17:05
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 14:21
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
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