Immutable Laws

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Birthday Celebration

Denny’s has a slogan: “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.”

Excellent Speller

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.

Man Goes to a French Restaurant

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”

Pig Story

A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

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