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Immutable Laws

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 11/12/2017 - 15:48
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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Birthday Celebration

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 05/28/2017 - 16:42
Denny’s has a slogan: “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.”

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Excellent Speller

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Tue, 01/17/2017 - 10:05
Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.

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Man Goes to a French Restaurant

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/23/2016 - 03:25
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”

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Pig Story

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

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