Gene Pool

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Easter Sunday with the whole family was so much fun. All of my kids and grand kids were playing at the park — from my oldest kid to the youngest grand kid, they were running around like little children. This was just as I imagined and hoped to see when I reached this age. God is good.

And talk about genetics! I could see different strains of personality traits in each one. Do you also see that in your own family? Among my siblings, there are those who look more like my Dad’s family (slanted eyes, prominent chins, straight hair) and others who look more like my Mom’s family (almond eyes, rounder/softer features, wavy hair). My Dad could move facial muscles, move his ear, and tip his head horizontally from left to right like a Hindu dancer. I can’t jiggle my head like that. I tried but I just can’t. However, I do have a bit of a rubber face just like Jim Carrey … but my daughter can do all of that. I got the tall genes. Only one of my daughters got it. I got my Mom’s musical talents and creativity so does my youngest daughter. I see this love for music in 3 of my grand kids. My son got the analytic vibes of my wife and father. I also see my athleticism and energy in all my boys. Neither my Mom nor Dad, nor any of my other older relatives have dark brown skin … I do. Only my youngest has dark skin.

Did you know that Adam lived to be 930 years old? (There is no record of Eve’s age. I guess even then, you never ask a woman’s age.) In fact, Noah was born when Adam was still alive (at least that some say). Imagine what must have gone through Adam’s mind observing the variety of personality traits running around his yard. Sadly, he bred rotten kids that forced God to wash them away and start from scratch with 8 people on the ark. Pretty wild, huh?

I can see this scenario:

Adam: Look at all our kids, Eve. Hard to believe all these wild kids came from us. When God told us to procreate, we sure did, didn’t we?

Eve: The wild ones come from YOUR line of the family! I heard Nimrod played with fire again … almost burned down the tool shed Seth built. I’m tellin’ ya, you better start disciplining those kids or we’ll have another Cain in the making.

Adam: I tried to teach them, but they wouldn’t listen. Kids ain’t got no respect! The minute they turn 100 years old, they think they know everything! I’ve long given up! Well, at least we’ve got Noah … always building something creative.

Eve: Yeah, but did you hear? He’s building a boat!

Adam: A boat? What’s a boat?

Eve: Something that floats!

Adam: Well, isn’t that amazing? (laughing) A boat that floats! I knew that kid would invent something useful one day.

Eve: “Useful?” … he’s building it in the middle to the dessert!

KIDS
We hope and pray the best for our children but with the challenges of life we never know how our kids will turn out. Of course, teach them while they’re still impressionable but realize there’s no guarantee they will always make the right decisions. Adam’s “sin nature” passed on to all of us. I believe there are good and bad genetic strains in all of us.

TWO WOLVES
You’ve heard the old Cherokee story: A father tells his son that we all have 2 wolves growing inside us — a good wolf and a bad wolf who are constantly battling for dominance. Which wolf wins will depend on who we feed the most. Needless to say, we should strive to be the good wolf. Why? The good wolves become dogs. Dogs become man’s best friend. They’ve get a roof on their head and play all day and they get spoiled rotten. The bad wolves? They’re still out there hunting their own food.

Three things I know: When life gives us lemons, we make lemonade. When life gives us a box of chocolates, we never know what we are going to get. But when life gives us chocolate lemons, we will have indigestion!

So be a good wolf and stay away from chocolate lemons!

This is just silly ol’ me. TGIF people!

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Quotes of the Week

“When you keep criticizing your kids, they don’t stop loving you. They stop loving themselves.”
– Unknown.

“There are two gifts we should give our children: one is roots and the other is wings.”
– Unknown.

“Behind every young child who believes in themselves is a parent who believed first.”
– Matthew Jacobson

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck

“Why don’t kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?” -Alyson Hannigan

“If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle

“Having one child makes you a parent. Having two kids makes you a referee.” -David Frost

“One day I’ll be thankful that my kid is strong willed but that will not be today, not in this grocery store.” – unknown

“Silence is golden…unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.” – unknown

“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” – Michelle Pfeiffer

“Based on the amount of laundry, I’m going to assume there are people living here that I’ve never seen.” – unknown

“Discipline your son, and he will give you rest; he will give delight to your heart.” — Proverbs 29:17 (ESV)

“What father among you, if his son asks for a fish, will instead of a fish give him a serpent; or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will the heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!” — Luke 11:11-13

“Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.” — Ephesians 6:4

“Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.” — Proverbs 22:6

“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the LORD your God is giving you.” — Exodus 20:12

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Jonathan of S Pasadena, California.

Parting Shots

Thanks to James of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Barbara of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Jennifer of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

Thanks to Norm of Encino, CA

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA

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Thoughts for Palm Sunday

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This Sunday is Palm Sunday and next Friday I will be quiet. No jokes next Friday because it is Good Friday (the day when Jesus was crucified on the cross) and it’s been our tradition (here in my emails) not to bring humor on such a sacred day. I hope you understand. And I hope you don’t mind that this edition will be more spiritual in context. If it bothers you, please move on to the jokes.

I’ve been doing research on the Ethiopian Bible and it’s fascinating. In a nutshell, the Ethiopian Bible has the same books as our regular Bible except that it has a few more books (about 15 more) that were tossed aside by the Bishops (during the Council of Nicea during the 3rd century). They doubted these other books were God-inspired and were not worthy to be among the collected scriptural books.

(Note: A reader corrected me on my information. See comments below.)

DANIEL

For example, the book of Daniel had an interesting additional Chapter 13 which was about Susanna, a beautiful woman who was lusted by two elders (ie. supposedly righteous men) who hid in the bushes as she bathed. They pounced on her and threatened to spread a scandal if they did not get their way. She chose the scandal instead of giving in. She prayed to God that justice would be served. The accusation spread as expected and the people were about to stone her to death but Daniel, a godly wise man, intervened and requested to interrogate the 2 elders. He separated the two and asked each of them under which tree they saw her having an affair. They gave different answers and that proved they were the ones guilty of fabricating a lie. And the elders were executed.

Cool story, huh? I wonder why they didn’t include that in the Bible.

There was another book about Adam and Eve that explained what they did after their fall from grace — how they wanted to get back to Paradise and how Satan tried to deceive them time and time again. The story reminded me of Greek mythology and, intriguing as the stories were, I think these were more fable than authentic.

DISCERMENT DILEMMA

Since time immemorial, we have been flooded with truth and fiction. It is understandable why people find it hard to believe the claims of scripture. Even now we have fake news. Yet truth has always existed between the chatter. Sometimes it’s just harder to find.

On the first Palm Sunday when Jesus rode a donkey inside Jerusalem, He fulfilled a series of unmistakable prophecies. Religious scholars either missed all the signs or denied they were taking place. Today we have an array of irrefutable archeological evidence that Jesus was/is the Messiah.

I asked Grok (the AI of X) about Jesus and it admitted that Jesus definitely existed:

“Jesus was real. His core ethical teachings contain profound, practical wisdom that has improved human life on balance – they reward curiosity about goodness, self-examination, and love over power. They align with a humanist impulse: treating people as ends, not means, and seeking truth beyond raw survival or greed.

Whether the full Christian story (divinity, atonement, eternal life) is literally true is a question of personal faith, evidence evaluation, and worldview. Billions find deep meaning and transformation in it. Others see it as beautiful myth carrying moral truth. I respect both. I’m here to explore the universe with honesty – historical, scientific, and philosophical – without dogma.

If the teachings resonate with you, they’re worth living by, whether you see Jesus as fully divine, a great moral teacher, or something in between.”

Good diplomatic answer, huh?

PERSONAL STORY

When I was searching for God/truth decades ago, a young pastor volunteered to spend time with me at his humble home every Monday at six o’clock. No question was off limits. I had so many questions — among them were: the existence of UFOs, yetis, evolution, déjà vu, the silliness of tithing, ghosts, stonehenge, etc. After months of me hammering and hoping to find a crack in his faith, I overheard his wife calling out to him to come to dinner (she didn’t know I was in the patio with her husband). I suddenly realized this patient little man had been skipping dinner with his family every Monday just to listen to my silly banter. I felt so small. I realized I wasn’t there to learn. I was there to ridicule his faith. Even though he was willing to continue our sessions, I told him that I wasn’t coming back to bother him. He left the door open.

Even though the logic made sense, I was a stubborn mule who didn’t want to accept anything to change my lifestyle. I continued to investigate this Christian counter-culture and, a few months later, I became a born-again Christian. In retrospect, it wasn’t the facts presented, but the changed lives I saw, that made me take the leap of faith. It’s been over 40 years and I have never regretted that leap. They say no one comes to faith except through the enlightenment of the Holy Spirit. If you really want to know, pray about it. May you be blessed beyond your wildest dream. Thank you for reading this far. If you have questions, let’s talk. I’ll skip my dinner for you.

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Quotes of the Week

“Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.” — Terry McAuliffe

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.” — Woody Allen

“The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.” — Dorothy L. Sayers

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” — Winston Churchill

“Half a truth is often a great lie.” — Benjamin Franklin

“The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“Sometimes the point isn’t to make people believe a lie – it’s to make people fear the liar.” — Anne Applebaum

“A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will not escape.” — Proverbs 19:5

“Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” — John 14:6

“And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” — John 8:32

“But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” — Revelations 21:8

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Norm of Encino, California.

Parting Shots

Thanks to James of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Barbara of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Jennifer of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

Thanks to Norm of Encino, CA

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA

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CPAP-A-LuLa She’s My Baby

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Do you sleep well? I don’t. How I envy you. There are days (or nights) that are better than others but it’s always a struggle especially now that I’ve grown older. My subconscious/hyperactive brain solves multiple puzzles all the time. It doesn’t know that it’s supposed to quit for bedtime. If you’re like me, hopefully, what I share will help you with your sleep problem.

When I joined a Men’s retreat months ago, I was so conscious about waking up my roommates with my snoring that I didn’t get to sleep well. I wished I had a CPAP machine. I used to have one ten years ago but the mask was cumbersome and I didn’t get the rest I needed. So, I ditched it

I heard the technology had improved so I got myself a new Resmed CPAP machine. The machine is quieter. The mask is softer and fits better. (There was a little instruction booklet. Did I read it? Of course not! Men don’t read instructions!) Without hesitation, I wrapped the gear around my head. I felt like an astronaut blasting off into space:

“Houston I just locked my mask on. Am I clear for take-off?”

“Roger that, captain. All systems go! 3 – 2 – 1, blast off!
See you on the other side, sir!”

I closed my eyes, air rushed in the tube and into my nostrils. I dreamed I was hibernating in space. I was hopeful that I would reach Dreamland. But only two hours later, I was wide awake again. I tossed and turned and soon it was morning. The beam of sunlight snuck inside my bedroom. I heard the cars headed for work. My dogs barked at the people passing by. I flipped through the news on my phone — the earth was still rotating around the sun and the terrorists had not blown up the world yet. It was going to be a good day. And here I was in bed … still tired. I wondered if the machine was defective. That was when I read the instructions. But that didn’t help.

I called an expert — my good old friend, Bernardo, who had been using a CPAP machine for years. He convinced me that what I had was top of the line. Maybe I just needed to get used to this contraption. I decided to give it another try. The following evenings, I went through the same routine. The next morning (and the mornings after) I woke up still not rested. I was frustrated.

I was reading the gospel of Mark where Jesus healed lots of people. He healed a blind man, restored the dead to life, etc. (Say, if you aren’t convinced that Jesus is the Son of God, read the action-packed book of Mark.) I noticed Jesus never healed a man with sleep apnea. Maybe this is an incurable disease … maybe they didn’t have CPAP machines in the first century.

CONCLUSION

Would I recommend a CPAP machine? So far, not yet. I still wake up in the middle of the night. I think my real problem is insomnia and not apnea.

I haven’t given up. I’m doing more research. I’ve cut down on my screen time. Trying to read more. I’ll start taking melatonin. I watched a video about the sleeping techniques used by soldiers at war. If you have any suggestions, please share.

My sleeping may not have improved but at least I don’t snore anymore. And that’s still a good thing.

TGIF people! I’m going back to sleep … at least I’ll try.

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Quotes of the Week

“We have met the enemy and he is us.” — Walt Kelly, from his Pogo comic strip

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days but whatever.” – Unknown

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess

“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown

“Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it’s because you’re awake in someone’s dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.” – Unknown

“Peace I leave with you, my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.” – John 14:27

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” – Philippians 4:6-7

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, California.

Parting Shots

Thanks to James of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Barbara of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Donna of Whittier, CA

Thanks to Jennifer of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

Thanks to Tony of Hacienda Heights, CA

Thanks to Richard of New Manila, Philippines

Thanks to Norm of Encino, CA

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA

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Club AI

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Doctor K gave me a grand tour of his hi-tech business-incubator-office located within the University of California Irvine complex last Wednesday. He is one of the pioneers in AI technology whose thesis was on multi-Agent AI in Tokyo back in 2011 before the world was even aware of AI technology. He’s the real deal when it comes to AI. He develops apps using AI. As you probably know, I have been interested in AI for some time and I have a lot of questions. It was pure joy to be able to pick the brains of an AI expert.

Dr. K, is an optimist. He assured me that AI will not take over the world. He reminded me that, just as man learned to ride a horse (and increased travel and communication by leaps and bounds — pun intended), AI is just another jump in technology. Mankind will eventually learn to adjust. A human will always be needed at the helm to control AI — no such thing as the scenario depicted in the Terminator movie.

He went under the computer hood and explained how AI is programmed. He let me in on a little secret — there is no such thing as an objective AI. AI shifts its opinions about so-called truths all the time. A prompt (ie. a question or a command) starts at one end, filters through an extensive network of data (data that is constantly updated) and comes out with an answer that may not look anywhere near the expected answer. So, just like surveying opinions, we should still weigh the accuracy of AI answers.

A VARIETY OF AI
According to this guru, AI models are built differently and some are better than others in different fields. There are even bad AI models. He studied all the AI programs out there and he said:

• ChatGPT is good for text, image and video
• Claude is the leader in structural reasoning, research and coding agents
• Perplexity.AI is best for real-time search and deep research
• Einstein.AI is a strong AI entry into the CRM market
• Fin.AI is great at customer support with a 65% resolution rate
• Otter.AI is good for voice to business value
• And Universal AI is the best for AI-native business productivity (whatever that is).

When I asked him why GROK (Elon Musk’s AI) wasn’t in his list, he gave a long pause. Then he said he doesn’t support any of Elon’s products because Elon is his future competitor. He was dead serious. He isn’t comfortable with Elon having a monopoly of the tech industry. I agree with him.

Dr. K warned me of bad AI:

• Builder.Ai was a fraudulent business. Venture capitalists pumped in millions of dollars into the company but instead of any AI technology, behind the façade, there were hundreds of Indian technicians (humans and not robots) calculating and researching the solutions.
• Apple Intelligence (Siri), Canva AI, Zoom AI, Google Sheets AI — are either using outdated technology or they just rebrand real AI companies to give the impression that they are in the cutting edge.

Is all this information above your paygrade? Relax, I’m not that far ahead. Dr. K was spitting tech lingo that didn’t make sense to me either. But it was exciting to breathe the same air as Dr. K and all the other tech wizards. There was so much potential for technical greatness in those rooms. I felt I had walked into the middle of the set of a sci-Fi movie.

We had lunch at the canteen where I saw brainiacs lost in their laptops … and clumps of CEOs, Venture Capitalists and programmers brainstorming over their meal. Elon Musk or Steve Jobs could have been there and they would have blended in nicely. You could feel the energy and witness sparks jumping out of their nerdy brain cells.

Dr. K’s final word about AI: after all the pieces finally fall in place, mankind will realize that love (not intelligence) is the key to our survival.

CONCLUSION
In recent years, I have been disillusioned about the future after seeing spoiled-brat-college students demonstrating and causing havoc in their campus — fighting for all the wrong reasons … unable to defend their politics. (You’ve seen the newscast videos, haven’t you?) But after seeing this technical haven, I have new hope that there is a future for mankind … a future that will be even brighter than expected.

TGIF people!

x x x

• In case anyone is interested, I will be teaching how to create music using AI this Sunday, March 15, 2 pm at the La Habra Gallery.
• Tuesday is Saint Patrick’s Day. Do people still celebrate it? It’s like a wanna-be event that never made it to the big times. Anyway, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
• In case you are interested to read more about AI, here’s an article about the future of AI which Norm sent me.

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Quotes of the Week

“Robots will do everything better than us. I’m still looking for the instruction manual.” — Elon Musk

“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.” — Sydney J. Harris, Journalist.

“My AI assistant knows everything about me, except where I left my keys.” — Anonymous

“For the Lord gives wisdom; from his mouth come knowledge and understanding.” — Proverbs 2:6

“If any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask God, who gives generously to all without reproach, and it will be given him.” — James 1:5

“Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect.” — Romans 12:2

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, California.

Parting Shots

Thanks to James of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Richard of New Manila, Philippines

Thanks to Colleen of Washington State

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

Thanks to Norm of Encino, CA

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA

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Intimate Friends

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John, my partner in my property management business, is about to undergo a bypass operation in a few hours. I called him up and made sure he was ready for whatever may happen. He was in good cheer. John is a born-again, Bible thumping Christian. He knows that his faith in Christ and not any good deed is his ticket to heaven. He’s ready for anything. We said our goodbyes … hopefully, not the last one.

I remember John’s phone call in 2017: “Raoul, me and other Rotarians are going to Nigeria to teach the locals about entrepreneurship … would you like to join us?” A week later I found myself alone in the humid Nigerian airport — the lone foreigner in a sea of dark-skinned natives. Through a series of unforeseen events, I was separated from the rest of my Rotarian teammates and somehow arrived at the airport hours ahead of the others.

It was only then when I realized that I was completely detached from my world. If some bandit decided to kidnap and murder me, feed my body to wild hyenas … no one would ever know what happened to me. I must have looked like a lost puppy because an airport security guard approached me. “Where are you from? China?” “No,” I said (not wanting to invite a kidnap), “I’m from the Philippines.” “Filipinas! Oh, Pacquiao!” he laughed. This boxing enthusiast in faraway Nigeria knew Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino champion.

We became instant friends. He led me to a sit-down restaurant inside the airport where I was able to rest. He signaled to the waitress to make sure it was okay for me to sit there. As I watched people come and go, I decided to take out my sketchpad and draw people’s faces. I asked the waitress if she wouldn’t mind posing for me. She was surprised by the proposition but she finally gave in. After a few minutes, I handed her the caricature. She laughed. We laughed. People in the restaurant laughed. Somebody asked if I could do his sketch. Then another. Pretty soon, a crowd formed around my table. The restaurant started getting lots of customers because there was a long line of people laughing at my caricatures.

When my fellow Rotarians finally arrived, they had no trouble finding me in that vast airport. Of course, John was surprised to see all the trouble I had caused in such a short time. John partnered with me the whole time I was in Africa. We taught thousands of college Nigerians in standing-room school auditoriums about starting their own business (I believe about 40% were unemployed). It was between one of those sessions when John shared his idea of starting a partnership with me. That’s when our friendship blossomed.

I wrote more about this in my previous TGIF emails.

John was a lot healthier then. We’ve been through several adventures together (both in Africa and here in the States). As John faced this crucial challenge, I told him to make sure his operation is successful because I planned to visit him in Connecticut this year.

My deep connection with John isn’t unique. I have many intimate friends — friends who have gone below surface level relationships. Some of you who are reading this article know you are one of them. Friends are a true blessing. They make life fun and exciting. But did you notice — the deeper we get in a relationship, the deeper the pain when we lose them? Is that why some avoid the hurt and keep their distance? Have they been hurt so bad that it’s hard for them to trust? I hope this isn’t you. If it is, get in touch with me and I may be able to help.

When my older brother died, I remember my Mom telling me that her loss was so deep; but she learned to survive and carry on because her suffering taught her compassion and to love even deeper.

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Quotes of the Week

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” — Anonymous

“There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Anonymous

“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain

“Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing.” — 1 Thessalonians 5:11

“Bear with each other and forgive one another; if any of you has a grievance against someone, forgive as the Lord forgave you.” — Colossians 3:13

“Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves.” — Romans 12:10

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, California.

Parting Shots

Thanks to James of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Barbara of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Donna of Whittier, CA

Thanks to Jennifer of Los Angeles, CA

Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

Thanks to Bev of Pasadena, CA

Thanks to Norm of Encino, CA

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA

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Spring Cleaning

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Spring isn’t due till later next month but I’ve been thinking about cleaning up our garage already. I confess that I’ve got pack rat in my DNA. I come from a family of Philippine pack rats. My grandmother owned a warehouse located a few blocks away from our home that was full of junk. She collected different colored wine and medicine bottles — red, cobalt, green and violet. There were rows of old leather shoes, boxes of Perla laundry bar soap, Camay body soap and stacks of old newspaper. To add to her addiction, she even ran a pawn shop littered with typewriters, accordions, xylophones, adding machines – just stuff! When you realize that she survived the ravages of the Spanish-American war and the Japanese occupation, it all makes sense.

She was so thrifty that whenever anyone needed a new pair of slippers, she would repurpose old shoes — cut their sides and turn them into sandals. She even collected balls of string and wire that she picked up while walking in the street.

THE FIRE
My Mom woke us up in the middle of the night: “Wake up! Hurry! There’s a fire!” Half asleep and wearing our pajamas, we walked a few blocks away to our cousin’s house where we watched the flames rise high into the night. We had to close the windows because of the overpowering stench of smoke, burning wood and plastic. I could hear and see people who were like bees bustling about in a beehive — men were directing the exodus while others carried away their life possessions in boxes and bags. We could hear the sirens of the fire truck and the crackling sparks of the giant bonfire. It was a nightmare.

Come daylight, we were told that grandma’s ancestral Spanish-era home burned down to a crisp. Along with it burned her precious warehouse. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Sorting through the smouldering pile of ashes, I dug up her melted bottle collections. Surprisingly, some of the soap survived. Many were half burned. I remember washing my hands with half-sized bar soaps because grandma (true to form) cut out the burned portions and saved the good halves. She never rebuilt that warehouse … she started buying property instead.

WORLDLY POSSESSIONS
We all know that we can’t take our stuff with us when we die but, comparing the pile of stuff collected in our garage and my grandmother’s warehouse, I can see the same pattern rekindled: In my garage, I see piles of old artwork, favorite VHS tapes my kids grew up with … my kids’ toys, my son’s basketballs and volleyballs, board games and drawers of business paperwork. How do I sort these out? Where do I draw the line between heirloom and fire-hazard junk? I have no inspired solutions. Do you?

In her website, clutter expert, Marie Kondo, offers a “simple but effective organizing system that uses a transformative criterion: choosing what sparks joy; with her method, (she claims) you will learn to listen to your inner voice and make space for the life you want.” Hmmm….

I guess I have some heavy reading and belly button meditation to do. In the meantime, here’s a song written by Jim Webb and sung by Amy Grant. It’s called “If These Walls Could Speak.” The song explains my thoughts when I part with my sentimental clutter. This is why it’s hard for me. Like my grandmother, I too grew up with very humble beginnings.

Here are the first few verses of the song:

VERSE 1
If these old walls
If these old walls could speak
Of things that they remembered well
Stories and faces dearly held
A couple in love
Livin’ week to week
Rooms full of laughter
If these walls could speak

VERSE 2
If these old halls
If hallowed halls could talk
These would have a tale to tell
Of sun goin’ down and dinner bell
And children playing at hide and seek
From floor to rafter
If these halls could speak

CHORUS
They would tell you that I’m sorry
For bein’ cold and blind and weak
They would tell you that it’s only
That I have a stubborn streak
If these walls could speak

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Quotes of the Week

“Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.”— Anthony J. D’Angelo

“I hadn’t thought that I was generally a pack rat, but it turns out I am.”— Joan Didion

“There’s not a platinum record hanging in my house anywhere. It doesn’t exist here. I’m over it. They’re all in the garage, wrapped up in bubblewrap.” — Jon Bon Jovi

“And He said to them, ‘Take heed and beware of covetousness, for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of the things he possesses.'” — Luke 12:15

“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” — Matthew 6:19-21

Joke of the Week

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Parting Shots

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Jury Duty

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I need to phone in and report for Jury Duty today. Chances are, I will be going through the screening process at the courthouse on Monday. Most people dread being called to this uniquely American judicial tradition but not me. I hope the trial will last just a few days (5-7 days is the average). I do have a lot of responsibilities … I do have a life. Maybe I should just shout ”off with their heads!” and get it over with.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

I’ve never actually been to a trial before. I came close once but I was filtered out on the first day. Maybe I watch too many trial movies but I’d love to watch the drama of the lawyers badgering the witnesses – “You can’t handle the truth!” Will I display wisdom or idiocy during the closed-door huddle among “twelve angry men?”

Should I bring my laptop to do some work? Will I be able to write notes and do sketches — hmmm, can I do sketches?! Oh boy, I can put on my artist hat and do caricatures! Now you’re talking! This is definitely going to be a “fun” experience. Maybe I’ll be able to sell my sketches to the evening network news and launch a new career as a courtroom caricaturist who makes people laugh.

Kidding aside, I know this is serious business. People’s lives will be in my hands. Will it be a case of murder or some other horrific crime? Will I be able to understand the arguments with my poor hearing? Will I be able to remember the important evidence? Will I be able to determine truth from lies? Will I do my duty with integrity?

RAMON vs DIEGO: A TRUE STORY

Did I ever share my story about Ramon and Diego? This happened during a period when I was transitioning from being an atheist into a God-fearing Christian. My faith was still growing. I prayed that if God was real, He would give me a sign and show himself to me. And He was answering my prayers through little inexplicables.

I was a manager in my grandfather’s marble mining company back in the Philippines and I was in charge of the men in the warehouse. There was a basketball ring at the back of the facility and, after working hours, the men and I would usually do a round of basketball.

One day Ramon, my responsible foreman, confided to me that he was in trouble with Diego. I don’t remember exactly what the issue was but there was an exchange of words and Ramon was concerned about an ambush because Diego, the new hire, was part of a gang. Ramon would be an easy target on his way home. What to do? (What would you have done?)

SHADES OF SOLOMON THE WISE

I pondered this delicate situation. I remembered reading how King Solomon cleverly judged who was the real mother of a baby by offering to split the baby among the two Moms (1 Kings 3:16-28). How would King Solomon appease these two proud men? If I favor Ramon, Diego will murder him for sure. If I favor Diego, Ramon and all the other men would lose respect for me.

I still didn’t know who God was but I prayed. (Isn’t it so typical that atheists pray when they run out of options?) Somehow, I got an inspiration right out of the blue. I told them, I wasn’t going to decide who was at fault. I told them they would play one-on-one basketball at the end of the day. The winner would determine who was right. Surprisingly, they both agreed.

The rest of the day, the men were talking among themselves — some sided with Ramon and others were with Diego. I was dripping sweats of blood as game time approached … praying that this zany idea would work.

I officiated the match and I let them at it. Ramon and Diego banged their bodies like gladiators. No fouls called. In the process, Diego must have seen that Ramon was tough and determined. Ramon wasn’t afraid to die. Diego realized that Ramon was a husband, a father and a fellow human being. Ramon was fighting for his life. The match ended with cheers from the crowd. Ramon was victorious. Drenched in sweat, they looked each other in the eye and shook hands. The respect was evident. Then they all went home.

I was so happy to see Ramon alive and well the next morning. Diego was also in a good mood — they were bros. The crisis was over. Diego disappeared a few weeks later but Ramon stayed loyal to me until I left the company. No one really understood what happened in that game but everyone knew that it worked.

If I am chosen as a juror, I promise to weigh all the evidence and be fair. I pray that all parties involved will come out as better people. I know I may sound a little naive but if I were on trial, I’d expect the same thing from my jurors. Wouldn’t you?

Of course, this is just me.

In case you are interested, I wrote a somber song called Modern Justice (almost 10 years ago). I was inspired to write it because I was frustrated at the courts not dispensing justice as I saw it. It’s a bit dramatic but you may like it. I let AI put it into music just for you.

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Quotes of the Week

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” — Anonymous

“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” – Johnny Corcoran

“There is a higher court than courts of justice and that is the court of conscience.” — Anonymous

“Cases are won on closing arguments only on television, not in a real courtroom.” — Anonymous

And when they bring you before the synagogues and the rulers and the authorities, do not be anxious about how you should defend yourself or what you should say, for the Holy Spirit will teach you in that very hour what you ought to say.” – Luke 12: 11-12

“If your brother sins against you, go and tell him his fault, between you and him alone. If he listens to you, you have gained your brother. But if he does not listen, take one or two others along with you, that every charge may be established by the evidence of two or three witnesses. If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church. And if he refuses to listen even to the church, let him be to you as a Gentile and a tax collector.” — Matthew 18: 15-17

“You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who begs from you, and do not refuse the one who would borrow from you. — Matthew 5: 38-42

Joke of the Week

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Parting Shots

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How Much is That Doggie in the Window?

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Our dog Tonka swallowed an avocado seed the size of a ping pong ball. He needed an operation because this silly mistake would block his intestine and lead to a painful death. The procedure would be very expensive. What to do?

MANY QUESTIONS

Isn’t it strange how the perception of our pets shift from joyful affection to serious dollar amounts when their lives depend on the money in our bank? How much is a pet’s life worth? Do you save its life no matter the cost? By what standards do we measure life? Is a Great Dane worth more than a chihuahua? A pound of cheese is cheaper than a pound of gold. In the 1630s, a bulb of tulip was worth more than a house. Obviously, life isn’t measured by the measurable metrics. What then?

HUMAN WORTH

To go beyond pets, isn’t it insulting that pet life may be more valuable than human life? Admit it. I’m sure you can name a few people who you’d blast off the face of the earth for free. How do we justify spending thousands of dollars on a pet instead of say … a child suffering with cancer or supporting a starving missionary out in Timbuktu?

Let’s go even further. Do we measure people by their attire, their weight, their gender, their ability to speak, their achievements, their athleticism, their beauty, their skin color? How about a smile? Is the Mona Lisa’s smile worth more than the arm of a baseball pitcher?

Do you look at people with dollar signs and opportunities? What can you get from this person? What’s in it for you to waste your time on this person? What’s your ROI (Return on investment)?

I passed by a homeless woman yesterday. She sat on a discarded sofa on the side of an alley. She was reed thin and dirty but she had put on makeup and lit a cigarette. You could tell she was overjoyed to find a soft comfy couch. I had compassion for her yet I didn’t want to engage because homeless people are supposed to be addicts and mentally ill. Would you have done the same? Is this an excuse?

Each day we face uncomfortable decisions. So many questions. No definitive answers.

WHAT’S YOUR PRICE?

Perhaps the most important question to ask: how much are YOU worth? Is it relative? — and I don’t mean your value to your relatives. When you are depressed and suicidal and the question of your existence comes to the table, please don’t rely on your emotions, it can be fatal. Remember, you are a child of God. Your inherent worth is probably so much greater than you think it is.

To paraphrase my friend, Professor Warren Lamb’s wisdom, he said: “while we may be undeserving of any good thing, deserving and worthy are two very different things. To be deserving of something means we earned it. But worth is not about doing but being and refers to the inherent essence of something.” The inherent precious value of gold doesn’t change simply because it’s covered in mud.

For a Christian like me, I start my assessment from Christ’s perspective (at least I try to). I believe He died for our sins. He died for the homeless woman. Why? Because, muddy or not, we all have inherent worth. The price tag we carry says we are God’s children and Christ considered us worthy enough to die for. When someone is willing to die for you, it isn’t as simple as dedicating a song to somebody on the radio. It means a whole lot more than that. It involves patience, pain and suffering. The grace that you receive comes from the sacrifice of someone else.

As for Tonka, we’re a little poorer because we decided to pay for the ransom — I mean the “operation.” I apologize for my serious tone today. Blame it on Tonka. Tonka may never fully understand the sacrifice we made so that he could live another day but it doesn’t matter. We gave it just the same. We decided his inherent worth was much more than the cost of an operation.

I can hear the Soup Nazi say to Tonka: “No more avocado soup for you!”

Of course, this is just me.

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Quotes of the Week

“If you don’t know your own worth and value, then don’t expect someone else to calculate it for you.” — Anonymous

“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” — Zig Ziglar

“Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.” — Anonymous

“In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion … nice try though.” — Anonymous

“Each and every person — no matter what they have or have not done — has inherent worth because each and every one of us is created in God’s image (imago dei).” — Warren Lamb, from his book Unbound.

“Judge your worth and value by what God says about you in His Word, not by how somebody else treats you.” — Ephesians 2:4-10

“You have been bought with a price.” — 1 Corinthians 6:20

Joke of the Week

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Parting Shots

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The Final Frontier

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I watched a few episodes of the original Star Trek series the other night. Did you grow up watching Star Trek? Like many of you, my siblings and I looked forward to the weekly episode back in the 60s. There were no videotapes then, so we were at the mercy of the TV network’s schedule and had to stay up past our early bedtime. We only had black and white TVs so now, watching it in color, I noticed how gaudy and colorfully horrendous the costumes were. Who let that drag queen costume designer out? Why did I stay up for this crap?

Low Budget

The bridge of the Starship Enterprise (where Captain Kirk barked his commands with authority) now looked so tacky. I noticed the painted plywood walls, the Christmas-light circuit boards, the automatic sliding doors — they all looked so cheap from a 21st century perspective. And they used the same high-pitched, quirky, modulated, nauseating, “hi-tech,” sound effects whenever they could.

The limited budget produced background scenes that were small, confining and haphazardly put together with fake trees and fake boulders — which explains why there were a lot of posing, talking and standing — the camera could only move forward and backward and not from left to right. The fight scenes were awkward, studied and laughable. (Now I understand why my jaw dropped when I watched Star Wars for the first time — George Lucas made the costumes and space ships look authentically dirty and used.)

Endearing Characters

I still enjoyed the overly dramatic Captain James T Kirk — the legend, the ever-insightful commander, the ladies man! Despite his lack of acting abilities, you gotta hand it to William Shatner — he made the series fun. And his supporting cast (Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, Scott, Lieutenant Uhura, Chekov, Mr. Sulu) all had this amazing camaraderie both on set and in real life. I laughed when I saw the extra/actor who was wearing the red shirt. I knew he was going to die.

Creativity

We may laugh and criticize the low budget production but no one can deny the impact it made to our culture. Somehow, the show challenged the norms of our society. (I believe the first inter-racial kiss between a Caucasian and an African American on TV was between Kirk and Uhura). And if you compare them with many modern AI-generated formulaic movies, Star Trek’s only fault was the package. The message was always brilliant and original.

I still marvel at storylines that tackled profound themes like: duty and responsibility over self, human emotion vs. logic, and appreciation for the diversity of cultures and ideas. The plots have withstood the test of time and are still relevant today. Kudos to the writers and Gene Rodenberry (the Air Force pilot and LAPD cop) who introduced Space as the new frontier and allowed our imagination to “boldly go where no man had gone before.” (I remember my English teacher criticized that phrase: “It should be ‘to go boldly!’” he said. He was right but nobody cared. The bad English sounded better.)

Not everything new is better

I don’t know why but this appreciation for an old TV series reminded me of my Christian faith. Some people cannot understand why Christians believe in the Bible. They say it’s old fashioned. But I think they only see the package. The message within its pages are as vibrant and relevant as they have always been. What could be more profound than the final frontier — discovering the true relationship between God and man?

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Quotes of the Week

“Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.” — Captain Kirk

“Live long and prosper.” — Spock

“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.” — Spock

“Make it so.” — Captain Picard

“Resistance is futile.” — The Borg

“Highly illogical.” — Spock

“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” — Spock

“All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.” — 2 Timothy 3:16-17

“For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.” — Hebrews 4:12

“Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.” — Matthew 24:35

Joke of the Week

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Parting Shots

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Canine Endearment

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Tonka and Tinker, our two Corgis, were playing outside in their dog pen and they were having so much fun. I decided to let them play while I went inside to do some work on the computer. After some time, I opened the door and they rushed inside. But just before I shut the door, I noticed there was a dog tail laying outside. A dog tail?! It looked like Tonka’s dog tail! I looked inside and I noticed Tonka’s butt was tailless and his butt bones were sticking out. But wait! His coat was lighter than normal. Tonka was thinner. Hey, that isn’t Tonka! That’s another dog! Somebody stole Tonka!! Who? What? When?!?!

That’s when I woke up! What a strange dream.

As I stared at the ceiling of the dark bedroom, reality set in and I realized how attached I have become to our dogs. The last time I felt this kind of sadness was when Zoe (our previous dog) passed away over 10 years ago. I was so heartbroken I swore I would never have a pet again. It was a total shock when my wife got our 2 corgis. Life changed. I had to interrupt my days to give them short walks. I had to feed them their meals. I had to vacuum their fallen fur. I didn’t want these extra responsibilities, but I reluctantly did it for my wife. As I pondered why I felt so bad about the dream, I realized I had grown to actually like our dogs and I will miss them terribly if they get stolen or when they pass away.

I must be getting soft — we men aren’t supposed to be so mushy gushy. I’ve gotten to know their personalities. Tonka is the escape artist while Tinker is the clinging vine. So when I take them for a walk I tie both of their leashes together. I don’t need to hold the leash. As Tinker follows me, Tonka is forced to follow Tinker. Tinker is quick, impulsive, noisy and unsophisticated — she sleeps on her back with her legs spread wide open. What a slot! Her motto: “Grab and eat now, ask questions later!” Tonka is a cultured gentleman — slow as a turtle, always assessing the current situation; and when he stares at you, it’s as if he’s reading your mind — “What’s that you say? By golly, did you say something?” Whenever Tinker pees, she looks up at me longing for approval and says “How’d you like this, huh? I know you want this. Am I amazing or what?”

They are always hungry; they are always scrounging for food. Surprisingly, they love lettuce and Bok Choy — especially the crunchy root part. Tinker waits for us to settle down in the sofa. Then she sits in front of us like she is about to recite a poem. She starts with a mumble which slowly crescendos to deafening barks: “Outside! I need to go outside! Stop the TV, stop the sleeping, stop everything! I want to go outside now!” Tonka will join in the barking and will grab anything we accidentally drop and will blackmail us for the treats — “Give me those snacks or else this plastic bottle cover gets it!”

They’re part herding dog and part guard dog. Every night, Tonka sleeps near the sofa to protect the upstairs while Tinker snuggles at the entrance door to protect the bottom floor. No matter how quiet I try to walk, they can sense me coming home a block away. With their full-sized body and their little feet, I imagine that any would-be-robber will have difficulty controlling his laughter when he sees how cute our canine sentinels are.

I have no profound insight for you today (I’m so sleepy because of that nightmare). I only want to warn you of the dangerous charms of these adorable creatures. If you already have a pet, you know exactly what I mean. God designed these animals to bring out the best in us humans. With all the angry political shenanigans around us, maybe it’s time we let the dogs out!

And all of the silly pet Owners said — “Amen!” TGIF people!

In case you are interested, I wrote a song about my Corgis several years ago. CLICK HERE.

Did you know there is a Corgi Beach Day? CLICK HERE.
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Quotes of the Week

“Dog’s lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” — Agnes Slight Turnbull

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney

“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” — Charles Yu

“The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel.” — Proverbs 12:10

“Finally, all of you, have unity of mind, sympathy, brotherly love, a tender heart, and a humble mind.” — 1 Peter 3:8

“How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!” — Romans 10:15

Joke of the Week

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Parting Shots

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Thanks to Fred of Long Beach, CA

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