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Anonymous
Sat, 01/31/2015 - 10:19
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Cactus Remedy
Raoul, that encounter with the cactus, tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how to laugh at yourself at least.
BTW, one way of getting rid of cacti spines is to heat wax (candle will do) and while lukewarm---not hot to burn you, mind you!--- pour over the affected area. When the wax hardens, it will fall off and bring with it the spines embedded in your skin. But this is best when done right after. But 2 days after, dunno.
Anyway, you can also try vicks vaporub (the Filipino mom's favorite healer) and hope the spines stick ...or just leave it alone. I think, the spines will eventually melt into your system. Ah, Raoul!
Dette
Anonymous
Sat, 01/31/2015 - 10:20
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Delicious Cactus
Huntington Library is truly a Treasure in our midst (Pasadena CA]! Sorry about your experience with the prickly pear from cactus plant. They are delicious and sold at Super King on Lincoln with stickers removed.
Advent is a great time to contemplate the coming of Our Savior.
Tom
Anonymous
Sat, 01/31/2015 - 10:21
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Watch Out
Hi Raoul,
Correction: I am from Annandale, Virginia (small potato compared to the Big Apple). And by the way watch out for those thorns when you pick a rose!
Pete