Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 02/11/2018 - 03:51
Always remember you're unique...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 02/05/2018 - 02:56
It's not how you win or lose...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 01/31/2018 - 14:38
I know it's late notice but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Saturday, February 4th.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/21/2018 - 03:32
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/14/2018 - 11:21
My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things."
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 01/08/2018 - 10:17
[Not a joke for the most part but good practical wisdom]
1. Never shake a man's hand sitting down.
2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain't one.
3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/30/2017 - 10:05
NOW THAT I'M OLDER, HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:
1. I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 12/25/2017 - 17:03
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/17/2017 - 16:55
Did I read that sign correctly?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/10/2017 - 09:30
I am writing from a university
motel room in Nigeria on Wednesday morning. A ceiling fan helps with the muggy
heat. Sometime around 10 pm they turn on the generator and we have air condition
to give us a good sleep. This happens every day.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/18/2017 - 03:19
An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 11/12/2017 - 15:48
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/04/2017 - 14:29
The original joke was removed.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/28/2017 - 08:45
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 15:47
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you...
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