Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/14/2017 - 05:38
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/07/2017 - 06:51
When discussing the drink labeled Screwdriver I was informed there's also one called Pile Driver -- prune juice and vodka. WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/29/2017 - 16:11
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/23/2017 - 16:54
"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/16/2017 - 04:43
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/10/2017 - 07:32
One day a gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in San Antonio. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/02/2017 - 15:31
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 08/27/2017 - 11:59
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 08/21/2017 - 01:59
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/12/2017 - 06:27
Mujibar was trying to get a job.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar! You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/05/2017 - 05:54
I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 07/30/2017 - 15:27
A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/22/2017 - 11:48
An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/15/2017 - 05:33
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/08/2017 - 12:08
In the year 2017, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said:
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