Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/01/2017 - 09:12
All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one at a time until only Bob, the most junior member, was left sitting outside.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/24/2017 - 15:27
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/17/2017 - 11:17
In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/10/2017 - 02:50
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two HEARTS and a DIAMOND."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/02/2017 - 16:08
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 05/28/2017 - 16:42
Denny’s has a slogan: “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/20/2017 - 14:54
Steven Spielberg contacted Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger and asked if they would appear in a huge film he was planning about famous composers.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/12/2017 - 16:32
The following answers were given by second graders. Moms, this one's for you!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 05/08/2017 - 15:12
A businesswoman was driving home from a convention in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/29/2017 - 15:33
My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to fool around?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/22/2017 - 07:45
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/15/2017 - 07:54
A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly-missed boarding... all but one!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/07/2017 - 12:38
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/01/2017 - 15:25
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/25/2017 - 02:43
Martha and John were deeply into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death.
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