Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/18/2017 - 05:52
Some people can't handle the truth.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/11/2017 - 05:25
Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/04/2017 - 16:48
There was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/25/2017 - 01:36
A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/18/2017 - 10:34
Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: "You need to join the Army of God!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/11/2017 - 03:37
A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/04/2017 - 02:17
The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/21/2017 - 16:18
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Tue, 01/17/2017 - 10:05
Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 04:00
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/31/2016 - 12:56
A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/23/2016 - 11:25
Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 07:29
It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/10/2016 - 06:53
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
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