Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/20/2016 - 05:02
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 08/14/2016 - 14:37
The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/06/2016 - 03:36
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 03:25
If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/23/2016 - 03:25
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/16/2016 - 06:28
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/09/2016 - 09:46
Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my red shirt!''
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 07/04/2016 - 06:02
A fellow is driving down the
road and a chicken with eight legs runs past him like he was standing still. The
guy sees a farmer so he stops the car and gets out.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 06/27/2016 - 01:23
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/17/2016 - 13:18
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 06/13/2016 - 00:50
A farmer named Heather had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Heather.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/03/2016 - 14:13
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/27/2016 - 12:29
1. Buy four pigs
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/21/2016 - 06:16
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/14/2016 - 03:29
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
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