Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/07/2016 - 02:52
What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/30/2016 - 03:16
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Western Idaho. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 11:48
After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 14:50
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/09/2016 - 15:00
Detectives are looking at evidence of a crime scene. A surfer's knee is bleeding badly.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/01/2016 - 16:54
As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears….
"You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 08:21
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/05/2016 - 01:47
A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tire when he was about to leave. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire off. When he was about to replace the flat tire with the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the nuts into a storm drain.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/27/2016 - 02:23
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/19/2016 - 15:40
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/12/2016 - 15:36
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/06/2016 - 03:04
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 14:39
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/16/2016 - 04:36
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
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