Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 02/11/2018 - 03:51
Always remember you're unique...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/14/2018 - 11:21
My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things."
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/23/2017 - 16:54
"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 07/30/2017 - 15:27
A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/17/2017 - 11:17
In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/29/2017 - 15:33
My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to fool around?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/01/2017 - 15:25
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/11/2017 - 05:25
Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/22/2016 - 02:27
A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/20/2016 - 05:02
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 11:48
After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 14:50
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 01:39
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
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