Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:18
Bubba got a football scholarship at Dimwit College. He was a good running back but a poor student.
At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:34
“For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps.”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/18/2014 - 16:37
A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 08:28
It's the scam of the summer! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/04/2014 - 11:21
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach," replied the little boy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/27/2014 - 11:44
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.
Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"
"No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/20/2014 - 06:18
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/07/2014 - 01:32
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/30/2014 - 10:13
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:52
When God solves your problems, you have FAITH in HIS abilities;
when God doesn't solve your problems He has faith in YOUR abilities.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 15:07
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship.
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