Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 11:48
After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 14:50
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/09/2016 - 15:00
Detectives are looking at evidence of a crime scene. A surfer's knee is bleeding badly.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/05/2016 - 01:47
A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tire when he was about to leave. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire off. When he was about to replace the flat tire with the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the nuts into a storm drain.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/19/2016 - 15:40
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 03:03
I'm still in the Philippines. If you've never been to the Philippines, here are a few bullet descriptions:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/03/2016 - 16:21
I'm in Manila Philippines right now. Mixing family, friends and a little business.
Welcome to the War Zone! They celebrate New Year very differently here.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:38
Did you miss me last Friday? I'm sorry I could not send out my TGIF mail a week ago. I was still in Nigeria and there was no internet connection in the village I was in.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/11/2015 - 02:21
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when she arrived and sat down at the head table, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten her false teeth. Turning to the man next to him she said, "I forgot my teeth."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/13/2015 - 10:12
Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 13:37
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:19
A day without sunshine is like...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:51
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when :
10. You get winded from knocking on the door...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/26/2015 - 06:51
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
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