Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:06
The boss was concerned that his employees weren't giving him enough respect, so he tried an old-fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said "I'm the Boss" and taped it to his door.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:05
Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/13/2014 - 02:49
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman --- "which book has helped you most in your life?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 11/30/2014 - 01:40
Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy
Officer: That's no way to address an officer!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/14/2014 - 15:27
I want you to know that someone cares...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/24/2014 - 14:34
An airhead was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/19/2014 - 05:39
God made,
Adam bit,
Noah arked,
Abraham split...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:18
Bubba got a football scholarship at Dimwit College. He was a good running back but a poor student.
At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/25/2014 - 17:09
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green....
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/18/2014 - 16:37
A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 08:28
It's the scam of the summer! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/27/2014 - 11:44
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.
Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"
"No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/20/2014 - 06:18
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 02:00
Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
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