drunk

Friday Bike Ride

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket.

Subjective Age

"People my age are so much older than me."

Juggler on the Freeway

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus.

True Friendship

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him, while his friend just watches and listens to her.

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