Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/14/2017 - 05:38
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/02/2017 - 15:31
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/12/2017 - 06:27
Mujibar was trying to get a job.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar! You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/24/2017 - 15:27
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 05/08/2017 - 15:12
A businesswoman was driving home from a convention in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/07/2017 - 12:38
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/23/2016 - 11:25
Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/24/2016 - 04:17
How did the farmer find his wife?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 08/14/2016 - 14:37
The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/06/2016 - 03:36
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/09/2016 - 09:46
Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my red shirt!''
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/12/2016 - 15:36
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:56
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 16:36
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!"
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