Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/27/2016 - 12:29
1. Buy four pigs
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/12/2016 - 15:36
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/03/2015 - 05:59
The latest telephone poll directed by Rick Perry, asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 17:08
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/25/2015 - 02:10
A man was riding his sportscar past a friend's chicken farm and he ran over one of the chickens and killed it.
When he got off the car, and looked at the chicken he recognized that this was his friend's prized chickens.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 17:05
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 03:04
This airhead decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these airhead jokes and how all airheads are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/18/2014 - 16:37
A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 02:00
Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/23/2014 - 06:35
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go..."