old age

Now That I Am Older

NOW THAT I'M OLDER, HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:

1. I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.

Pig Story

A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

Divorce Letter

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.

Home Security

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

Senior Cheer

What do we want?!!
Better Memory!!
When do we want it?!!

Another Year

Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems colder.

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