Thanks for the laughs.. you have some very precious friends.

MB

I doubt that you’ll find anyone who lives on the 13th floor – I’m talking about people who live in hotels. As I’m sure you know, hotels have no 13th floors. Apparently. the owners learned from experience that people refuse to book rooms on the 13th floor.

Although I hate to admit it, I find myself a little superstitious about some things.

Whether they know it or not, I think that people who believe unequivocally all the outlandish things coming out of the mouth of an orange-faced troll are, indeed, superstitious. That’s the only explanation I can think of.

My daughter and I laughed and laughed at the Jewish jokes. I remembered those great comedians. Henny Youngman (“Take my wife . . . please”) was one of the best. I loved the following joke that he told: “My wife got a mud pack at the beauty parlor. She looked wonderful for two days – then the mud fell off.”

As I’ve told you before, Rodney Dangerfield was my favorite. I previously told you the joke that ends “You’re ugly, too.” Another joke of his: “When my wife and I went into the bedroom, the dog liked to watch. He wanted to learn how to beg.” It bugs me when people quote his tagline as “I don’t get no respect,” because what he actually said was “I get no respect.” Admittedly, double-negatives are okay in comedy, but I think people should be quoted accurately.

That’s all folks!

Lois