Bitten by the Virus

A teenager behind me was coughing in church last Sunday. Now I’ve got this very dry cough. I don’t think it’s the infamous Corona virus … it’s too mild and I don’t think it’ll get any worse but I’m keeping out of the public to protect the world from me.

I was lying in bed, pondering what to do with this illness and my over-active brain started lyrics to a popular music. So I jotted the words down and came up with this silly  song sang to the tune of “My Sharona“:

They tell me not to touch … not to touch!
The railings of a stair … or a bus!
They tell me not to shake … or to hug!
And it’s all because … just because … of
My Corona!

Wear a face mask, do not sneeze … do not cough
Do not breath the air of someone six feet from you … spray the air
… just because … of the bug … of
My! My! My Corona!!!
Whooo!

With all the negative news about the deadly virus, I just feel I needed to lighten the mood a little. I hope you don’t mind. Of course we should all take the necessary precaution and balance reality with panic. And of course, pray for those who are in dire straits. Hey, if you have to get sick, you might as well enjoy it … but this is just me. TGIF people!

Raoul

“He is not afraid of bad news; his heart is firm, trusting in the Lord.”
— Psalm 112:7

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Peter Paul of S Pasadena, CA  for sharing this joke.

Don’s Puns

Sent by Don of Kelowna, B.C.

Video: CDC Warning

Thanks to Tony of Carson City, CA for sharing this video. I thought this was a joke but it actually happened. Gives you a lot of confidence in the CDC, doesn’t it?

Video: Wear Your Mask

Warning: this may seem insensitive to some.

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, B.C. for sharing this video:

Parting Shot

Thanks to Arnel of Houston, Texas who sent this joke.

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