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Raoul’s 2 Cents<\/h5>\n

Bitten by the Virus<\/span><\/h2>\n

A teenager behind me was coughing in church last Sunday. Now I’ve got this very dry cough. I don’t think it’s the infamous Corona virus … it’s too mild and I don’t think it’ll get any worse but I’m keeping out of the public to protect the world from me.<\/p>\n

I was lying in bed, pondering what to do with this illness and my over-active brain started lyrics to a popular music. So I jotted the words down and came up with this silly\u00a0 song sang to the tune of “My Sharona<\/a>“:<\/p>\n

They tell me not to touch … not to touch!
\nThe railings of a stair … or a bus!
\nThey tell me not to shake … or to hug!
\nAnd it’s all because … just because … of
\nMy Corona!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Wear a face mask, do not sneeze … do not cough<\/strong>
\nDo not breath the air of someone six feet from you … spray the air<\/strong>
\n… just because … of the bug … of<\/strong>
\nMy! My! My Corona!!!<\/em><\/strong>
\nWhooo!<\/strong><\/p>\n

With all the negative news about the deadly virus, I just feel I needed to lighten the mood a little. I hope you don’t mind. Of course we should all take the necessary precaution and balance reality with panic. And of course, pray for those who are in dire straits. Hey, if you have to get sick, you might as well enjoy it … but this is just me. TGIF people!<\/p>\n

Raoul<\/p>\n

“He is not afraid of bad news; his heart is firm, trusting in the Lord.”<\/em>
\n— Psalm 112:7<\/span><\/p>\n

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Joke of the Week<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Thanks to Peter Paul of S Pasadena, CA\u00a0 for sharing this joke.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"TGIF<\/p>\n

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Don’s Puns<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Sent by Don of Kelowna, B.C.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Don's<\/p>\n

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Video: CDC Warning<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks to Tony of Carson City, CA for sharing this video. I thought this was a joke but it actually happened. Gives you a lot of confidence in the CDC, doesn’t it?<\/p>\n