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Raoul’s 2 Cents<\/h5>\n

The Other Ones<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n

In a few days is Valentines day so let’s talk about relationships. Obviously, my wife is the most important person in my life. When I cook a meal, I always give her the best part. She may not even realize this and that’s not important to me. Making her happy is. If that isn’t love, what is?<\/p>\n

But I confess I have another relationship going right now… two of them. I spend more hours with them than I do with my wife. They’re constantly with me everyday. When I close my eyes to sleep, they’re there. When I open my eyes, they’re there. My wife knows this. She doesn’t mind. She’s understanding this way. Actually, she was the one who brought them into my life. I warned her that something like this was going to happen but she insisted. Maybe she knew someone at my age needed something she could not provide. I told her the reason I didn’t want them was because I would get too attached and… well, it’s too late now.<\/p>\n

When my wife goes to work, it’s just me… and them! Many times I’m in the middle of my work I can sense them beckoning for attention. Sometimes the temptation is so great I give in. Okay… okay… yes, I’m weak. I give in.<\/p>\n

A simple touch, a simple massage and they are assured of my affection. Often, I tell them to let me go do my work but they want more of my touch… especially the little one.<\/p>\n

And they’re very jealous. Whenever the phone rings, that’s when they decide to break their silence and compete with the person on the other line.\u00a0“Can you please be quiet!”<\/em>\u00a0I shout. But they’re not that smart. They look at me quizzically wondering why I’m adding to the noise.<\/p>\n

Life has never been the same. I’ve learned to live with the guilt of spending too much time with them. My wife knows I spend more time with them. The three cats know I spend more time with them.<\/p>\n

But time is never enough for the two. What can you expect from Tonka and Tinker? They’re just two dogs.<\/p>\n

Happy Valentine’s Day! Happy Chinese New Year!<\/p>\n

TGIF people!<\/p>\n

Raoul<\/p>\n

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Joke of the Week<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, B.C. for sharing this joke.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"TGIF<\/p>\n

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Video: My Husband’s Guilty<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, B.C. for this amusing court video.
\nThere’s a lesson at the end for you husbands.<\/p>\n