{"id":28857,"date":"2022-01-24T16:41:41","date_gmt":"2022-01-25T00:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travelingboy.com\/travel\/?p=28857"},"modified":"2022-01-24T16:55:24","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T00:55:24","slug":"will-your-remarry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travelingboy.com\/travel\/will-your-remarry\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Your Remarry?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Raoul’s Two Cents: January 21, 2022
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Delicious, Decadent, Dish<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

WARNING: This might make you hungry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you expected to read something cool and amazing today, sorry to disappoint. I was actually hoping to write something cool and amazing but I got sidetracked by a temptation from hell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There I was — waiting for a new set of tires to be installed on my car. I loitered in Sam’s Club to kill the time. I wasn’t planning on buying anything but temptation was staring at me on aisle number 25 — a package of raw, juicy, glistening marbleized steak. “Buy me! Buy me!” it said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Due to health concerns, I had not bought red meat in years. Sure I’ve bought hamburgers and eaten steak sporadically but not to buy raw beef — to cook in any unhealthy way I wanted. It was so long in fact, that I wasn’t sure how many minutes I needed to broil it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I gave in. There! I said it! I lost the battle. I was like a thief arriving at home with the loot. My daughter also salivated and decided to cook her special mashed potato, heavy on the garlic. It was a bright afternoon and we were already thinking of dinner. How decrepit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bless me father for I have sinned! <\/em>But the smell and taste of burned dripping fat was amazing. I must have had 3 bowls of that mashed potato and a pound of delicious, decadent steak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So when I turned on my computer to type this email, my mind was already gone. Cool and amazing never came. But guilt and thoughts of another bite did. I’m getting sleepy and a battle inside my tummy has already begun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TGIF people! Burp! <\/em>I am signing off. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Raoul<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Joke of the Week<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Thanks to Peter Paul of S Pasadena, CA for this joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Video of the week<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Thanks to Naomi of North Hollywood, CA for this cute video. I must have shared this before but I thought it was time to revisit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Parting Shots<\/h1>\n\n\n\n


Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, CA for these photos of Chinese Walmart.
Just when we thought U.S. Walmarts had it all, China comes up with the most unusual products.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Crocodiles, anyone?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Bulk Rice<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Mixed meat for the choosing.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Turtles and frogs.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Nope! Those aren’t sausages,\nthose are bull penises.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart brand liquor come in handy, affordable little bottles.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Spare ribs … but wish they said from what animal.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Assorted dried reptiles (they really love those scaly thingies) — the perfect snack for solitary confinement political prisoners.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Even more liquor. And these come in fancy boxes.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Of course you can’t have enough of those yummy frogs.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Chopsticks galore.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Ducks on a rack.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Great Value brand beef granules<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Pig faces. I doubt these are kosher.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Antibacterial bikini underwear for men<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Diet Water. Hmmmm \u2026<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Meat Water. Mmmm … I don’t think so.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Dill pickles with a little surprise.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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100% powdered horse milk. Guaranteed to give you a kick!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

100% powdered horse milk. Guaranteed to give you a kick!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you still doubt where the Corona Virus came from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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