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					<description><![CDATA[<p>There’s been much media commentary related to the 20th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, widely regarded as one of the greatest foreign policy blunders in history.  g to go into the wayback machine for my take on it, below, a piece written in 2007 for the late Gatsby Magazine, one of the international magazines I wrote Letters from Washington columns for. It’s a stab at divining the self-righteous mentality that popped open Pandora’s Box with the March 20th, 2003 invasion of Iraq under the false pretenses of Saddam Hussein harboring weapons of mass destruction and being in league with Al-Qaeda. This was amplified by journalists and politicians who should have known better, some of whom likely did.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h5 class="wp-block-heading">By Skip Kaltenheuser</h5><h5 class="wp-block-heading">Illustrations: Nancy Ohanian</h5><p class="has-drop-cap">There’s been much media commentary related to the 20th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, widely regarded as one of the greatest foreign policy blunders in history.&nbsp;</p><p>I’m going to go into the wayback machine for my take on it, below, a piece written in 2007 for the late&nbsp;Gatsby Magazine, one of the international magazines I wrote&nbsp;Letters from Washington&nbsp;columns for. It’s a stab at divining the self-righteous mentality that popped open Pandora’s Box with the March 20th, 2003 invasion of Iraq under the false pretenses of Saddam Hussein harboring weapons of mass destruction and being in league with Al-Qaeda. This was amplified by journalists and politicians who should have known better, some of whom likely did.</p><p>As some predicted, WMD’s were never found, something George W. Bush treated with hilarity at a <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=George+Bush+skit+of+him+looking+for+Weapons+of+Mass+Destruction" target="_blank">Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner</a> a year later.</p><div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="alignleft size-full"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" width="341" height="835" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/BoltonBomb.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-35340" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/BoltonBomb.jpg 341w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/BoltonBomb-123x300.jpg 123w" sizes="(max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px" /></figure></div><p>Pandora’s lid has never closed. The ongoing staggering blows to humanity still cascading from the invasion of Iraq and related post-9/11 cultural mayhem can be examined via recent studies of the Watson Institute at Brown University, including this summary, about the <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/" target="_blank">Costs of War</a> which can only shock and awe, and dismay. Don’t just glance at it, spend time with it. Four or five million dead from direct and indirect impacts, by any measure a rambling holocaust. A federal price tag over $8 trillion that reordered our national priorities. The harms inflicted on our soldiers.</p><p>Many of the journalists and pundits interpreting the world for us now were children or teens at the time of that invasion. A far larger number, including many contemporary politicians, weren’t even born at the time of the Vietnam War, and many aren’t likely sure of why Dan Ellsberg set the gold standard of moral nobility, as described by <a href="https://consortiumnews.com/2023/03/07/patrick-lawrence-what-dan-ellsberg-means/?eType=EmailBlastContent&amp;eId=56b6fff1-3955-4f37-b413-435671345d8f" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Patrick Lawrence</a>. Anyone fortunate to know Dan, even if just through his deeds and words, is elevated by that lucky break.</p><p>Some of the discussions on the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq were framed by what lessons have been learned, or as the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace put it in this thoughtful March 7th seminar, <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://carnegieendowment.org/2023/03/07/remembering-and-misremembering-iraq-war-event-8043" target="_blank">Remembering and Misremembering the Iraq War</a>. From the audience, I ventured the comment that we must not have learned much as we’re still trying to prosecute, imprison and destroy whistleblowers who try to enlighten us about the Forever Wars and other government deceptions. In particular, the disgraceful prosecution of journalist/publisher Julian Assange continues at this very moment. A nutshell on the Assange matter is <a href="https://www.laprogressive.com/the-media-in-the-united-states/the-man-who-knew-too-much" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>. </p><p>Want more detail on why a foreign journalist is being prosecuted by the US under the 1917 Espionage Act, the first such prosecution of any journalist, and why though never convicted of a crime Assange has been in London in solitary confinement for four years in a Belmarsh Prison dungeon? Here’s a number of excellent speakers at the&nbsp;Belmarsh Tribunal in DC, held at the National Press Club, of which there was not a peep in the mainstream press, including&nbsp;The Washington Post, despite luminaries including <a href="https://consortiumnews.com/2023/01/20/watch-belmarsh-tribunal-on-assange/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Jeremy Corbin, Noam Chomsky and Daniel Ellsberg</a>.</p><p>A strong perspective on the invasion comes from Joe Lauria, editor of&nbsp;Consortium News, describing his experience reporting on the <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://consortiumnews.com/2023/03/19/iraq-20-years-joe-lauria-one-resignation-may-have-stopped-the-disastrous-invasion/" target="_blank">run-up to the invasion</a>, the complicity of most of mainstream media and the undermining of those not joining in the cheerleading. Also insightful, Parker Molloy’s account of <a href="https://www.readtpa.com/p/where-are-they-now-the-pundits-who" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">where some of those cheerleaders are now</a>. One big lesson, if you’re going to screw up big, be sure it’s in tandem with the screw-ups of Washington’s elites.</p><p>I’d have bet big that George’s image was deservedly irreparable. I’d have lost. He’s been rehabilitated by Washington elites, first and foremost by Democrats. Go figure. Perhaps some fear raising the bar.</p><p>George whiles away his post-presidency with a paintbrush. Subjects include immigrants. Thus far, the number of war refugees and displaced persons after the invasion of Iraq is 38 million. I wonder if George’s canvases ever scream at him.</p><h2 class="wp-block-heading">The Howdy Countdown: A Look Back</h2><p class="has-drop-cap">Iraq isn’t the only cliff George W. Bush ran America off. He has collapsed the moral high ground America<br>once stood on in the eyes of the world. Consider German citizen Khaled el-Masri: kidnapped while<br>vacationing in Macedonia, secretly imprisoned in Afghanistan and then tortured for months. Oops,<br>wrong guy. He can’t get compensation, can’t even get an apology. Everyone now knows what happened,<br>but the Bush administration trots out the State Secrets Doctrine, claiming Masri’s day in court<br>would strike a blow to American security. Bush’s minions on the Supreme Court denied hearing the<br>case, effectively giving el-Masri no legal recourse in the US. Specific evidence that might reveal real<br>secrets can be shielded from the public. Any leader worth his salt would say “Here’s your money, we’re<br>terribly sorry, and the people responsible will be called to account.” Protect the innocent, protect the<br>weak. Not with Bush in charge.</p><figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img decoding="async" width="936" height="493" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CasualtiesOfWarl.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-35386" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CasualtiesOfWarl.jpg 936w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CasualtiesOfWarl-300x158.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CasualtiesOfWarl-768x405.jpg 768w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CasualtiesOfWarl-850x448.jpg 850w" sizes="(max-width: 936px) 100vw, 936px" /><figcaption>Casualties of War, by Nancy Ohanian.</figcaption></figure><p>Masri isn’t alone in such grievances of kidnapping and torture of the innocent. Other draconian tales<br>are surfacing, as is the woeful reality that the Bush administration has long been talking out both sides<br>of its mouth about what constitutes torture and what will be refrained from. Moreover, the number of innocents in America’s Cuba, Guantanamo Bay, is anyone’s guess. For them, Bush crushed the concept<br>of habeas corpus – the right to challenge unlawful detention – the foundation of legal rights for the individual. He claims this bedrock of individual rights would clog the courts.</p><p>Watching America’s daily train wreck, observers beyond US borders still drift into shock at the re-election<br>of our dear leader. They are more understanding of the 2000 election, figuring it loosely defined. They<br>shouldn’t be. All Americans ever needed to know about Fearless Leader’s potential for rationalizing<br>mayhem was already known back in 2000 and is reduced to just a single number: 152. That’s the number<br>of executions Bush presided over as Governor of Texas. A nationwide record in the last century, it was<br>recently edged by the current Texas governor, Rick Perry. But Perry needed not just Texas bloodlust;<br>he also needed more years in office to best Bush’s grisly accomplishment.</p><p>To top the list of chilling details, lawyers who either had been or were later disbarred or sanctioned,<br>defended a third of those executed under Bush. In nearly another third of those executed, defence lawyers presented no evidence or merely a single witness during sentencing. Time and again, sleeping<br>through trial, showing up drunk, lack of preparation – no problem for these guardians of justice. When<br>some Texas counties sought even a limited public defender system to assist those who could not afford<br>counsel, Bush vetoed a bill that would do that. Is the Texas horror show that Bush presided over<br>coming into focus?</p><p>Studies indicate that only 5% of those predicted by experts to be violent in the future actually commit&nbsp;<br>violent&nbsp;acts in prison. But&nbsp;Texas prosecutors&nbsp;frequently&nbsp; used&nbsp;testimony from&nbsp;psychiatrists who&nbsp;never examined&nbsp;the defendants,&nbsp;yet claim with deadly&nbsp;certainty they&nbsp;would commit violent crimes in the&nbsp;future. Texas crime&nbsp;labs have had their fair share of&nbsp;scandals including&nbsp;faked autopsies, false lab tests&nbsp;and bungled DNA.&nbsp;A special prosecutor concluded&nbsp;that one popular expert&nbsp;witness for prosecutors, a&nbsp;doctor, had falsified evidence&nbsp;in at least thirty cases.</p><p>Racial bias? Of course. If you’re a minority accused of killing a non-Hispanic white, you’re far more likely<br>to die. Perhaps this descends from Texas traditions of lynching, and if that’s a cheap shot, so be it. But<br>there’s never been a groundswell of sympathy for those living on Texas death row, averaging over a<br>decade of 23 hours a day in a non-airconditioned cell measuring 1.5 x 2.7 meters. Sadism, some might<br>say, but never a consideration for clemency.</p><figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img decoding="async" width="1024" height="773" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle-1024x773.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-35339" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle-1024x773.jpg 1024w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle-300x226.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle-768x580.jpg 768w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle-850x642.jpg 850w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Bllomberg-Eagle.jpg 1163w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure><p>It speaks volumes that Alberto Gonzales was Bush’s pardon attorney for 57 of Bush’s 152 executions.<br>This practitioner of Gonzo law, you may recall, was recently Bush’s Attorney General of the US. At one<br>point, the White House floated trial balloons to see if he could be a viable contender to the US Supreme<br>Court. More recently he clutched the heart of a scandal involving the dismissal of US Attorneys<br>who were reluctant to engage in unjustifiable prosecutions aimed at helping Republican election<br>efforts.&nbsp;</p><p>Shortly before Gonzo was shown the gate, Bush was pushing legal changes that would allow<br>Gonzales to expedite state executions across the nation. Alan Berlow, for “The Atlantic” magazine, did<br>journeyman work examining the briefings Gonzales gave before Texas executions. They reveal Gonzales<br>to be nothing more than a cog in Bush’s well-oiled state death machine. His abbreviated briefings left<br>out critical information and were usually presented in a half hour or less on the day of the execution.<br>The only person spared execution was an alleged serial killer who claimed credit for every murder<br>he could, and when even the prosecutors said he didn’t kill the person he was sentenced to death for,<br>Bush had no choice, claiming that in every trial, the state “adequately answered innocence or guilt” in a<br>“fair trial”.</p><p>Leaving that grim hilarity aside, I asked a death penalty appeals expert, Professor David Dow of the<br>University of Houston Law Center, if Bush fell short on his death penalty review duties. Dow says the only<br>question Bush asked was whether the condemned had gone through the courts, and that’s “ridiculous.”<br>There was never a thought to procedural barriers that prevented a fair hearing of the merits of a defendant’s claims. Moreover, says Dow, “The standard for considering clemency goes beyond what a court could&nbsp;examine in&nbsp;standard proceedings. It&nbsp;includes matters that have&nbsp;happened&nbsp;since the time of trial, including what the inmate has done with his life in&nbsp;prison.” There’s no&nbsp;evidence Bush&nbsp;ever considered such matters. He twisted the whole concept of clemency. The exception to this, of course, is the clemency he granted Dick Cheney’s Chief of Staff, ScooterLibby.”</p><p>Dow believes innocent people – not just of state of mind or circumstance, but of the actual<br>crime – were executed under Bush. For example, before Gary Graham was executed, two out of three<br>eyewitnesses had said he didn’t commit the murder. It’s sobering to consider that a fourth of all convictions shown to be false by DNA testing also involved false confessions. False confessions are not just made by the mentally ill or retarded, and one doesn’t even have to be tortured. It’s terrifying that some legal experts believe the number of innocent people on death row across the country may be as high as six in a hundred.</p><p>In 2000, as depressing as it was to know something of Bush’s execution fetish and watch him get the<br>Republican nomination, it was more dismaying to watch the Democratic Party. When that fellow who<br>had two out of three eyewitnesses claim he was innocent was executed, Vice President Al Gore &#8211; lately<br>of Nobel Peace Prize fame – took the opportunity to express his support for the death penalty despite<br>the inevitability of innocent people being executed.&nbsp;</p><figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="596" height="848" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Hillary-QeenHearts.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-35338" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Hillary-QeenHearts.jpg 596w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Hillary-QeenHearts-211x300.jpg 211w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 596px) 100vw, 596px" /></figure><p>It&nbsp;reminded me of the sinking feeling I had when 1992 presidential primary candidate Bill Clinton, then Governor of Arkansas, demonstrated he was tough on crime by returning to his state for the execution of a man so brain damaged that, at his last meal, he put aside his pecan pie for later.</p><p>Just as Bush still cows many opponents by accusing them of being soft on terror, the mere fear of<br>being accused of being soft on crime was enough to prompt opponents to avert their gaze from the<br>abomination that Bush rode in on. They didn’t yell that we must at least consider his execution milestone<br>and with it, the prospect that George W. Bush – this born-again Christian, this compassionate conservative – was morally challenged. It is to their eternal shame that they lacked either the courage or the ability to articulate the obvious. He was reckless with life, caring nothing for justice or mercy – only political expediency – then why would Bush worry about the prospect of a collateral damage of a few hundred thousand innocent Iraqis?</p><p>So, now we are all prisoners of Fearless Leader. Every day, we make a mark on our collective cell<br>wall, knowing that we will get no time off for good behaviour. At least we know how long our sentence<br>will last. Meanwhile, the dreams of those less lucky – whether in Guantanamo or on a trip to the exotic<br>lands of extraordinary rendition – have nothing left but to compete with the worst nightmares of Orwell<br>and Kafka.</p><p>The post <a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel/hells-painter/">Hell’s Painter</a> appeared first on <a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel">Traveling Archive</a>.</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Since ancient times, new beginnings – that’s carnival. It’s our craving to shuck memories of the slings and arrows that paralyze us. New Year’s resolutions disappear in the first head wind, but carnival has been serious about new beginnings since the Greeks partied to praise Dionysus and the Romans thanked Bacchus for wine and flora, fertility heavy on their minds.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since ancient times, new beginnings — that’s carnival. It’s our craving to shuck memories of the slings and arrows that paralyze us. New Year’s resolutions disappear in the first head wind, but carnival has been serious about new beginnings since the Greeks partied to praise Dionysus and the Romans thanked Bacchus for wine and flora, fertility heavy on their minds.</p>
<p>Murdered by Titans, Dionysus/Bacchus was reborn. His worship generated irrational exuberance, frenzied revels by women, and much early theater and standup comedy. When condemned by Rome as a sinister source of vice and revolutionary unrest, the frolic was periodically rejuvenated by slaves and poor free men.</p>
<p>These traditions — celebrating man as a free being without hierarchy — blended easily with the various pagan rites of spring practiced by Germanic and other tribes. The Church tried to suppress carnival but ultimately decided if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, layering on compatible beliefs as they co-opted the locals. Carnival, or carne vale, comes from Latin, and means “flesh, farewell,” as Carnival heralds in the Lenten fast that leads to Easter. The mix with local and aboriginal beliefs creates an amazing array of traditions, extending to the New World and locales as far flung as India.</p>
<p>Most Americans know Carnival though New Orleans Mardi Gras, or through Rio or Trinidad, but the roots are firmly in Europe. Napoleon and Hitler banned Carnival. Its anti-authoritarian roots quickly grew back.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22937" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22937" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignright"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22937" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Blair-and-Bush-in-Portugal-Carnival.jpg" alt="carnival centerpiece sculpture of Blair and Bush in Torres Verdes, Portugal" width="500" height="667" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Blair-and-Bush-in-Portugal-Carnival.jpg 500w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Blair-and-Bush-in-Portugal-Carnival-225x300.jpg 225w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22937" class="wp-caption-text"><center><span style="font-size: small;">Blair and Bush, together again, a detail from a massive carnival centerpiece sculpture in Torres Verdes, Portugal.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></center></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>For years I’ve shouldered the task of chronicling carnivals across different cultures — sense of duty. With anti-authoritarian and satirical roots planted by the ancients, Carnival is a superb barometer of how people view the forces bumping their lives around, as well as of the U.S. image abroad.</p>
<p>One sojourn included sleepy towns in Portugal. In Torres Verdes, the centerpiece — not a float, the centerpiece — was called “Bushlandia.” Artfully rendered, five or so stories high, the sculpture offered up Bush as a primitive king in furs, wielding a jeweled club and a scepter with a golden skull. He wore a crucifix on which was a soldier. Bush sat within the jaws of giant skull beneath the crown of the Stature of Liberty, about which crawled wormy critters in turbans. Other heads of the coalition of the willing — old Europe, new Europe, always confusing — were in his court. Prime Minister Tony Blair fanned Bush with feathers and scratched his backside. On the sculpture’s flip side, a bearded fellow hauled a wheelbarrow of explosives. Beneath him a government minister struggled to feed the world’s poor children. Nuclear missiles flanked Bush. Penguins blew time-out whistles as toxic waste washed over nature. To the beat of Brazilian bands amid the samba gyrations of hotties, all revelers passed before Bush. A small town in Portugal made a colossal comment on U.S. leadership.</p>
<p>Carnival jabs are thrown throughout the world. My first carnival was in Cologne, Germany. Barely a month after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke in 1998; I nearly kicked my camera off my balcony, lunging for it as a masterpiece of German engineering rounded Koln Cathedral. A grinning Bill Clinton, big as a Mack truck, groped a peeved Statue of Liberty, followed by a padlocked White House atop which stood Uncle Sam throwing blood sausages to a crowd roaring approval.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22939" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22939" style="width: 850px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22939" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne.jpg" alt="Bill Clinton carnival float Cologne, Germany" width="850" height="600" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne.jpg 850w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne-600x424.jpg 600w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne-300x212.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne-768x542.jpg 768w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Clinton-in-Cologne-104x74.jpg 104w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22939" class="wp-caption-text"><span style="font-size: small;">Cologne, Germany, where my madness began.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>They could take a joke even if finger-wagging phonies like Joe Lieberman and members of the pious press couldn’t. Germans couldn’t understand America’s mania over this fiasco as more pressing worldly concerns tumbled into the fire.</p>
<p>No one brought out the carnival knives like Bush. Some years back, despite German officials urging softer blows prior to a Bush visitation, a Cologne float had Bush shooting flames from a cross fashioned like a machine gun. On another, Uncle Sam bent over, trousers down, while the German Chancellor climbed a ladder up his backside, with nose a shade darker. In a later carnival, Angela Merkel fared better, portrayed as Elastic Girl, while Bush walked barefoot through bowls of fat labeled “Kyoto”, “New Orleans”, and “Atomic Conflict”.</p>
<p>A carnival in Dusseldorf once offered up Iran’s president as a rocket, caught by a United Nations net, (not, ahem, a U.S. net).</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22938" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22938" style="width: 850px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22938" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Bush-in-Basel.jpg" alt="Bush figure in Basel carnival" width="850" height="668" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Bush-in-Basel.jpg 850w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Bush-in-Basel-600x472.jpg 600w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Bush-in-Basel-300x236.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Bush-in-Basel-768x604.jpg 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22938" class="wp-caption-text"><span style="font-size: small;">Bush and his drumming troupe grab a beer in Basel, Switzerland. Curious political strategies might rehabilitate W in the US. Won’t happen in Basel.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></figcaption></figure></p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22936" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22936" style="width: 480px" class="wp-caption alignleft"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22936" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Berlusconi-in-Basel.jpg" alt="figure of Italy's Silvio Berlusconi in Basel carnival" width="480" height="723" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Berlusconi-in-Basel.jpg 480w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Berlusconi-in-Basel-199x300.jpg 199w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22936" class="wp-caption-text"><center><span style="font-size: small;">Italy’s Berlusconi gets the Basel gas light treatment.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></center></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>The greatest punches are thrown in <a href="http://travelingboy.com/archive-travel-gary-basel.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Basel, Switzerland</a>. This unique Protestant take begins in a blacked-out city at 4 AM the Monday after Ash Wednesday. Thousands of costumed pipers and drummers accompany huge gas-lit lanterns painted with satirical images of political figures and issues of the day. A carnival favorite, Silvio Berlusconi — likened to a hybrid of the Godfather and Benito Mussolini, running his media empire like an Orwellian villain — will no doubt once again be prominent. The Swiss miss Bush, another favorite — and boy did they work him over — but while Bush now keeps a low profile, Berlusconi offers up new material.</p>
<p>If small towns in Portugal can use Carnival to speak truth to power, why can’t Washington? The threat of ridicule at Carnival might rein in excesses, perhaps an invasion, a war without end.</p>
<p>A modest proposal: bring Carnival to Washington. The city may not have the religious roots of many carnival strongholds, but no place can fake religion like Washington. Imagine Carnival’s potential in the Nation’s capital. True, it’s a challenging venue where fewer people can take a joke. On the other hand, we’ve no shortage of folks willing to play the fool.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22944" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22944" style="width: 480px" class="wp-caption alignright"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22944" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Grim-Reaper.jpg" alt="TV media as the Grim Reaper in a Nice carnival" width="480" height="600" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Grim-Reaper.jpg 480w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Grim-Reaper-240x300.jpg 240w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22944" class="wp-caption-text"><center><span style="font-size: small;">TV media as the Grim Reaper, in Nice, France.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></center></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>What richer vein to mine than the players of the 2012 election? Envision a float with Karl Rove and his super PAC backers shredding dollar bills into confetti blown from a cannon at the crowd, or simply tossing dollar bills in lieu of beads. Sheldon Adelson, the Vegas and Macau casino magnate reported to have spent $150 million in the 2012 election, could have a float shaped as a giant craps table, with potential suitors for his 2016 blessing throwing the dice. Or perhaps Adelson and his political entourage would burn an effigy, not of the carnival spirit, but of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Maybe Adelson could lend some showgirls, always welcome in Carnival. Newt Gingrich could appear as Dr. Frankenstein for hire, creating Palestinians as an invented people, after Adelson largess. And what else for Mitt Romney than a float with a dog driving a racecar with #47 on it, sponsored by Delphi Automotive, with Mitt strapped on top? Perhaps a float with debate podiums showcasing Joe Biden, made up as The Joker, debating Paul Ryan, made up as Eddie Munster.</p>
<p>From around the world, pickings are good. Kim Jong Un could ride astride a giant onion with a “Sexiest Man Alive” banner. Silvio Berlusconi on a float of a television news studio, surrounded by nightclub dancers, tax accountants and a frustrated jailor-in-waiting. Dedicate a float to the world’s richest communists, perhaps China’s princelings, or former KGB officials, certainly Putin. Portray Afghanistan officials emptying out the Bank of Kabul as warlords divvy up bribes for mineral rights. Pakistan officials sit in a toll booth for U.S. military supplies, or conduct a scavenger hunt for Bin Laden souvenirs. A Vatican float would put a butler at the helm. Castro could be Lazarus. The President of Egypt might do the King Tut Strut. Depict Bibi Netanyahu hiding his Romney/Ryan yard signs, or chasing the peace process with a drone. Hamas as the pirates of Never-Neverland; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as a standup comic. A rogues gallery of dictators is easy enough. Taliban schoolmasters. Press intrusiveness into private lives could be represented by Rupert Murdoch wearing East German bugging equipment from “The Lives of Others.”</p>
<p>How about twin socialites in mink-trimmed camouflage guarding generals? An authoress at a book booth signing copies of “All In”?</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22934" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22934" style="width: 850px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22934" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival.jpg" alt="carnival scene in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain" width="850" height="600" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival.jpg 850w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival-600x424.jpg 600w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival-300x212.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival-768x542.jpg 768w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Tenerife-Carnival-104x74.jpg 104w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22934" class="wp-caption-text"><span style="font-size: small;">Eye-popping Irrational exuberance on Tenerife in Spain’s Canary Islands.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>Bankers, anyone? Where does one begin with bankers? Lined up at the “bailout bonus window”? Their lawyers? Their lobbyists? Captured regulators? Senators carrying buckets of water for them? A gilded revolving door between Wall Street and government appointments? Take a cue from writer Matt Taibbi: portray Goldman Sachs as “a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money” — now that’s a carnival float ready to roll.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22945" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22945" style="width: 480px" class="wp-caption alignleft"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22945" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Media-Intrusiveness.jpg" alt="media intrusiveness into personal lives, in Nice, France" width="480" height="680" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Media-Intrusiveness.jpg 480w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Media-Intrusiveness-212x300.jpg 212w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22945" class="wp-caption-text"><center><span style="font-size: small;">Media intrusiveness into personal lives, in Nice, France.</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></center></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>Perhaps a float showcasing the one percent on strike from job creation. A Wonderland Tea Party complete with the Koch brothers as the Mad Hatter and March Hare. President Obama as Don Quixote riding a giant lame duck into battle. Super PACs pouring money into funnels in politicians mouths — money being speech — while five Supreme Court justices take turns striking poses as the monkeys insistently oblivious to appearance of mischief.</p>
<p>Imagine Donald Trump as Rapunzel trapped in Trump Tower — or, soon, the Old Post Office tower — his strawberry-golden tresses braided with birth certificates from Kenya. Carnival’s long tradition of cross-dressing, poking fun at gender roles, might lend some style to the debate over same-sex marriage. A drill team of men wearing burkas would be a good extension. Undecided voters as whirling dervishes? Gerrymandered districts as Rorschach tests? Somewhere there’s a theme for WikiLeaks, climate change deniers, journalists recycling press releases, elected judges putting in the fix for contributors, Texas school board members challenging evolution, beset upon by giant Darwin finches. Congressional lemmings running over the Fiscal Cliff. The Internet as Pandora’s Box. The Electoral College throwing dunce caps to voters not in swing states. Drones flying overhead could make parades ever more exciting. Nominate Pinocchio as Carnival King.</p>
<p>Some things are not so funny — it’s a fine line between humor and pathos. Satire can only sustain so much tragedy before it turns sour. There’s not much to be done with Syria, for example, that isn’t pulled down by reality.</p>
<p>But consider carnival’s pagan roots, the rites of spring chasing the winter demons, to hopeful fertility, to planting anew. Carnival remains irrepressible despite authority’s many stompings over the centuries. When Carnival collided with the Church, it softened with themes of redemption and renewal. The carnival spirit, burned in effigy, departs taking the woes of the year, leaving all with a clean slate.</p>
<p>Has there ever been a city more in need of a do-over than Washington?</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_22940" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22940" style="width: 850px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-22940" src="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Homage-to-Jail-Break.jpg" alt="homage to a celebrated jail break in Basel, Switzerland" width="850" height="567" srcset="https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Homage-to-Jail-Break.jpg 850w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Homage-to-Jail-Break-600x400.jpg 600w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Homage-to-Jail-Break-300x200.jpg 300w, https://travelingboy.com/travel/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Homage-to-Jail-Break-768x512.jpg 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-22940" class="wp-caption-text"><span style="font-size: small;">Homage to a celebrated jail break in Basel, Switzerland, or the foreign branch of Washington’s Third Way Caucus?</span> <span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTO COURTESY OF SKIP KALTENHEUSER.</span></figcaption></figure></p>
<p>Read <a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel/author/skip/">Skip Kaltenheuser</a>’s <strong><em><a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel/ode-to-carnival-past-and-future-sadly-not-present/">Ode to Carnival Past and Future, Sadly Not Present</a></em></strong></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel/carnival-beckons-a-carnival-musing-for-2013/">Carnival Beckons: A Carnival Musing for 2013</a> appeared first on <a href="https://travelingboy.com/travel">Traveling Archive</a>.</p>
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