Dog Quotations
When the Man waked
up he said,
'What is Wild Dog doing here?'
And the Woman said,
'His name is not Wild Dog any more,
but the First Friend,
because he will be our friend
for always and always and always.
- Rudyard Kipling
I care not for a man's
religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln
A dog is the only thing
on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings
Dogs love their friends
and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate in their object-relations. - Sigmund Freud
No man can be condemned
for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a
friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he
has. - Will Rogers
You think dogs will
not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long
before any of us. - Robert Louis Stevenson
All knowledge, the totality
of all questions and all answers is contained in the
dog. - Kafka
Our dogs will love and
admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity
with their uncritical homage. - Agnes Repplier
The greatest pleasure
of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will
make a fool of himself, too. - Samuel Butler
I am I because my little
dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Just give me a comfortable
couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you
can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I
might have a little fun! - Groucho Marx
His ears were often
the first thing to catch my tears. - Elizabeth Barrett
Browning, referring to her cocker spaniel, Flush
God will prepare everything
for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes
my dog being there, I believe he'll be there. -
Billy Graham
The average dog is a
nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
To err is human, to
forgive, canine. - Unknown
If you pick up a starving
dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that
is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
Yesterday I was a dog.
Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -
Snoopy
The world was conquered
through the understanding of dogs; the world exists
through the understanding of dogs. - Nietzche
The poor dog, in life
the firmest friend, the first to welcome, foremost to
defend. - Lord Byron
A species so intimately
involved with our own, which has shared our life since
time immemorial. - Alfred Barbou
There is no psychiatrist
in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben
Williams
No matter how little
money and how few possessions you own, having a dog
makes you rich. - Louis Sabin
The more I see of man,
the more I like dogs. - Mme. de Staël
To mark a friend's remains
these stones arise; I never knew but one - and here
he lies. - Lord Byron
You want a friend in
Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman
Happiness is a
warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz