A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up a woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and the money.

A married couple celebrate their 25th marriage anniversary with a lot of fanfare. They are the 'most infamous couple'of the city for not having a single conflict during their 25 long years of marriage! The local news came to interview them...

There is a daddy camel and a little boy camel. One day, the little boy turns and asks his daddy, "Daddy why do we have such long eyelashes?" The dad replies, "Well son, its to keep out the sand from our eyes when there is a sandstorm."

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Differences 40 years can make...

Teacher: how old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is that possible?

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

A police officer stops Cooter for speeding and asks him if he could see his license. He replies in a huff, "Dang it! I wish you guys'd git your acts togedder! Just yesterday you took away me license."