There was a man whose name was Odd. He wasn't sure why his parents had given him that name but it had caused him problems all his life and he never liked it.

As it often happens, a familiar passage in the Bible gave me profound new understanding. The first letter of the apostle John teaches about authentic love. And this kind of love (even for one's enemies) comes from Jesus Christ.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.

After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough as they could no longer afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

"Dad are we pyromaniacs?" "Yes, we arson."

The other day I was thinking of a non-existent color.

You're an extreme redneck when... 1) You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

I snowed last night, so this morning... 8:00 am: I made a snowman.

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?" - Benny Hill