On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

Linda Bell lives her life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day her friend, Chuck, asks her, "Why do have this irrational fear of flying?"

After three years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.

Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "OLD TIMERS BAR - ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good too be true.

Celibacy can be a choice on life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

A student got in trouble during class and was sent to the principal's office for the first time.

Interviewer: "So tell me about yourself."

An elderly couple have dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives leave the table and go into the k,itchen. The two gentlemen are talking and one says, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

I don't remember much from last night...

"What do you want for Christmas?" "Something for my mother, please," replied Emily sweetly.