An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Differences 40 years can make...

Teacher: how old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is that possible?

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

A police officer stops Cooter for speeding and asks him if he could see his license. He replies in a huff, "Dang it! I wish you guys'd git your acts togedder! Just yesterday you took away me license."

Nineteen New Foundlanders go to the cinema. The ticket lady says, "Why so many of you?"

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

Filipinos have a very strange language called Tagalog. Although many of the words are spelled the same way, putting the accent in different places can change the meaning completely.