"Dad are we pyromaniacs?" "Yes, we arson."
Amazing Puns
Drunk Identity
A drunk man stumbles upstairs into his bedroom, waking his wife. She sits up and sees the man carrying a sheep underneath his arm.
"Dad are we pyromaniacs?" "Yes, we arson."
A drunk man stumbles upstairs into his bedroom, waking his wife. She sits up and sees the man carrying a sheep underneath his arm.