Some of you may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman and others. But some of us miss their kind of humor. Not a single swear word in their routines and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy their jokes.

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you...