It’s beginning to look a lot like summer. Goodbye winter coats! Hello Hawaiian shirts, tank tops, bikinis, sunglasses and suntan lotions! I don’t know about you but I kinda like the bright sunny skies. It’s like creation announcing its presence in all its glory. I feel like stepping outside in the heat and welcoming this bright day. So far, no forest fires. So far no earthquake. It’s a true gift from God.

One day Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over."

A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened.

There is a daddy camel and a little boy camel. One day, the little boy turns and asks his daddy, "Daddy why do we have such long eyelashes?" The dad replies, "Well son, its to keep out the sand from our eyes when there is a sandstorm."

Ms. Terri asked he Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Katina's pictures...

Rodney Dangerfield told his doctor about all of his ailments, whereupon the doctor said, "I'll tell you what's wrong with you --- YOU'RE CRAZY!"