Humpty Dumoty said, "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less." Below are very succinct words that have not yet made it to the dictionary.

Betty was lying in bed one night. Don was falling asleep but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting..."

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.