Another year comes to an end. Is it just me or are things getting worse every year? Sure, I could list the craziness out there but why spoil the party, huh? Instead, let's thank God for the good that happened.

Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket.

A guy was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained.

Teacher: how old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is that possible?