A guy was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained.

Two friends were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a bar. The guy says, "Let's go in there for a pint." The gal says, "They won't let us in with our dogs."

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