As is our tradition, no jokes today. I'm sorry. And I also apologize if I will be speaking about my faith. Good Friday is the most solemn day in Christiandom; for today, Jesus, the Christ, was wrongfully accused and crucified.

Sister Pia notices several people walking out in the street despite the government order to stay at home due to the Corona virus pandemic. Sister Pia grabs the first man she meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Our doctor's office called to let my wife know that the results from her blood tests came back and she was just fine. That didn't suit my wife.

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."