Raoul’s Two Cents: August 26, 2022
Conversations With Myself: INDULGENCES
Do you know what indulgences are? They were invented during the infamous inquisition by the church fathers to allow parishioners to buy their way to heaven. This is the reason why Martin Luther, “protested” against the practice and eventually started the “Protestant” movement. So I was surprised when I received a text from an old classmate who was excited about something he learned in church. Below is an imaginary conversation I had with Me, Myself and I.
ME: “Good news! I just learned that you can earn spiritual points towards heaven whenever you kiss this golden amulet. Not only that, wearing it also gives you more points. Wait! Wait! It gets even better — attend as many processions while wearing it, and they all add up to many more points!”
I: Remained quiet. Didn’t know how to react to that.
MYSELF: “That’s great! BTW, how many total points does one need to get to heaven?”
ME: “Don’t be silly. No one really knows.”
I: “Is it a thousand points? A million points? A gazillion points?”
ME: “I can’t give you a definite number. But I know it’s a lot.”
MYSELF: “So how many points do you have already?”
ME: “Don’t be silly. I can’t even begin to count. This is automatically tabulated. Somehow, someone in heaven is keeping track.”
I: “So for sure, you are way ahead of us on this one.”
ME: “I guess so. But don’t worry, I can ask God to give you some of my points.”
MYSELF: “Well that’s mighty kind of you. But what if I need more than what you are offering me? After all, I’m so far behind that even if you give me all of your points, I still won’t have enough to get to heaven. I’ve been a very bad boy, you know.”
I: “If I carry two amulets, will that double my points? What if I decide to give some of my points to my wife. I know she’s been a naughty girl too (he! he! he!). And wouldn’t my generosity to her also add to my points? What a great deal! Who decides these rules anyway?”
ME: “My priest tells me all of this and he is beyond reproach. You can’t question him. He’s studied these things for years. It is beyond what either of us can comprehend. Besides, millions of people believe this. Millions of people can’t be wrong … can they? If you are coming to the amulet meeting tonight, you need to bring your own amulet.”
MYSELF: Looking down at his cell phone. “Hey, lookie here! There’s a sale for golden amulets at Walmart! It says they’re gold-plated … made in China … two for $10.”
WARNING: Spiritual Topic
To live by grace or to live by rules. There is a choice. You can live earning your salvation and never knowing if you earned enough. Or you can accept that it is impossible to do enough and instead latch on to the free gift of salvation by trusting in Christ. When they say “Jesus died for your sins” —- it means He doesn’t need your “contribution” to complete His sacrifice. This may sound either too simplistic or too complex. Indeed this is a difficult concept. Common sense is not enough. Much prayer is needed before this puzzle can be unlocked. Let this sink in. And yes, I’m praying for you.
“The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.” — 1 Corinthians 15:56 – 57
Thanks to all who prayed for my health. I’m almost fully recovered from Covid. Still have a cough. Although it was mild, I’m pretty certain things would have turned out so much worse if I didn’t get vaccinated because I’ve had flu before but this had a different sensation. Maybe it’s my imagination but I felt it was a set of foreign bionic anti-bodies that were battling with the virus. I’m just speaking for myself here.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Thanks to Peter Paul of S Pasadena. CA
Thanks to Ed
Thanks to Lee of Bakersfield
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August 26, 2022 at 11:21 am
Nice article and good way to introduce the gospel!
August 26, 2022 at 11:22 am
Thanks for sending through. Keep safe 😊
August 26, 2022 at 11:22 am
Amen to that.
August 26, 2022 at 11:22 am
Thanks Raoul Luther did us. Favor when he did what He did and indulgences were wrong and still are. Superstitious amulets are a waste of time. How we treat each other and think of our Creator is much more important .
Happy to hear You are feeling better. Tom of Pasadena
August 26, 2022 at 11:24 am
Good morning Raoul, I’m glad you’re feeling better. I like the points to get into heaven lol . I would never believe that . I get it , you can’t pay your way into heaven but the Lord likes when we do nice things. I like giving money to Jesus not because I’m trying to buy my way in to heaven but because I like helping people too , Just like Jesus . Jesus don’t need my money but I understand how giving is part of just being a good Jesus follower. I Know the 10 percent ( RULE ) lol . I don’t think Jesus wants it if you can’t afford it or someone just simply don’t want to do it !!!! I don’t think that qualify s for hell or heaven if done 🤷♂️. I believe what gets a person into heaven is understanding Jesus is God and Jesus died for our sins and we must try to live a life like Jesus and repent for our sins . 🙏🙏🙏
I will pray for people to understand the concept. It’s hard to convince them if the church tells them that rules get a person into heaven. In that case people will sin and repent without a sincere heart ( in other words, they will keep planning to sin 🤷♂️) , it won’t work because God knows how to read the heart🙏🙏🙏
Yup , just imagine society with no laws , no tickets, no jail and worse of all !!! No God 😂😂😂 welcome to HELL on earth. Now would be considered heaven on earth 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏