Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzales. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

If you can start the day without caffeine, if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles...

A Tennessee couple, Jerry and Christa (both bona fide rednecks) had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Jerry "fixed."