A doctor told his patient, "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss."

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

A married couple celebrate their 25th marriage anniversary with a lot of fanfare. They are the 'most infamous couple'of the city for not having a single conflict during their 25 long years of marriage! The local news came to interview them...

Hi Mark, This is Tom next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you face-to-face.

I know it's late notice but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Saturday, February 4th.

An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."