While taking a clinical history from an elderly patient, a doctor asked, "How's your love life?"

Sister Pia notices several people walking out in the street despite the government order to stay at home due to the Corona virus pandemic. Sister Pia grabs the first man she meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Our doctor's office called to let my wife know that the results from her blood tests came back and she was just fine. That didn't suit my wife.

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

Linda Bell lives her life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day her friend, Chuck, asks her, "Why do have this irrational fear of flying?"

After three years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.

Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "OLD TIMERS BAR - ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good too be true.