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Christmas Courtroom

Raoul’s 2 Cents

Oh Happy Day!

A Merry Christmas to you all. I know, I know — to many of you, it’s an isolated Christmas. But there are many ways we can still celebrate Christmas without a face-to-face party. Among them some of the many Christmas jokes I’ve been collecting (thanks to all who sent a ton of emails).

I’ve sent my kids their presents and my wife said she got everything she wanted … so at least for now, it’s peace on earth. Need I say more?

Happy Hanukkah! Feliz Navidad! Maligayang Pasko! メリークリスマス
Buon Natale, Joyeux Noël, Vrolijk kerstfeest, Giáng Sinh vui vẻ, Veselé Vánoce, Feliz Natal, Wesolych Swiat,  聖誕快樂, С рождеством!, Superkalifragilistic Expialidocious   — It’s a great day in any language. For unto us a child is born.

Be safe, be healthy, and remember: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Because of Christ, there is hope and wonder. TGIF people!

Raoul

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For unto us a Child is born, unto us a Son is given; and the government shall be upon His shoulder. And His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, The Mighty God, The Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
— Isaiah 9:6 — A prophecy written 740 years before Christ’s birth.

Joke of the Week

Thanks to Peter Paul of S Pasadena, CA  for sharing this joke.

TGIF Joke of the Week: Christmas in the Courtroom

Video: Covid Christmas

Thanks to Toti of Manila, Philippines

Video: Santa Interrogation

Thanks to Tony of Los Angeles, CA

Video: Salvation Army Christmas Concert

Thanks to Art of Sierra Madre, CA
A classic Christmas music collection

Video: The Little Drummer Boy

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, B.C.

Don’s Puns

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, BC who sent this pun

Don's Puns: Condensation

Parting Shots

Thanks to Don of Kelowna, B.C.
Funny:

Parting Shots: Exhausting Christmas

Thanks to Mel of Washington, D.C.
Funny:

Parting Shots: How Contraceptives Fail

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, CA
Funny:

Parting Shots: No Guarantee

Thanks to Tom of Pasadena, CA

Parting Shots: Dog Christmases

Parting Shots: Hot Tub

Parting Shots: Texting and Flying Santa

Parting Shots: Christmas Wish

Parting Shots: It's My Job

 

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6 Comments

  1. Reggie

    February 6, 2021 at 4:47 am

    Merry christmas pre. Ingat!

    Reply

  2. Lee

    February 6, 2021 at 4:47 am

    Hi Raoul!

    Thanks for your contribution to us at this strange time of celebration. In the midst of all of the crazy and inconvenient things going on, may God grant to you and Jackie a wonderful and heart warming Christmas and a much better New Year!

    Blessings to you and Jackie!

    Lee and Mary

    Reply

  3. Tom

    February 6, 2021 at 4:47 am

    Thanks and Merry Christmas to you and Yours.May the Peace and Love of Our Savior fill us this Season, Tom of Pasadena

    Reply

  4. Rick

    February 6, 2021 at 4:48 am

    Thank you bro for the TGIF, and Merry Christmas!

    Reply

  5. susan

    February 6, 2021 at 4:48 am

    Merry Christmas Bro. Raoul
    God bless!

    Reply

  6. Teri

    February 6, 2021 at 4:49 am

    ❤️

    Teri

    Reply

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