Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Some of you may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman and others. But some of us miss their kind of humor. Not a single swear word in their routines and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy their jokes.

Two old Jewish ladies talking – Rivka: "I heard that your husband has Corona virus!" Devotele: "Yes, Rivka it's true!"

A young, precocious girl who has just started to think in a different light about what used to be the enemy — boys! — tells us that her future dreamboat will have many, very specific qualities, and among them, he will speak three languages! She is wise beyond her years, a bit of a loner, highly expressive, spending hours, it would seem, with her diary — writing poetry, songs, and mentally meandering all over the globe...

A commercial flight departs from Los Angeles with a Jewish pilot and a Chinese CoPilot.