Ruthie went to her doctor on Thursday to review her est results. The Doctor told her, "I have good news and bad news."

Two old Jewish ladies talking – Rivka: "I heard that your husband has Corona virus!" Devotele: "Yes, Rivka it's true!"

Tired of constantly being broke and unhappy in marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

We are another week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.