I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Raoul Pascual started doing cartoons for his office mates in his old job as a designer in a marketing/ publishing company in Burbank California. After leaving the company, he decided to keep in touch with his friends by sending them original cartoons based on some joke emails he received.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Sorry if you were expecting something funny today. It's not a day for jokes so move on. See you next Friday. Whenever I do this, quite a few of my readers unsubscribe and I respect that. For the rest of you, thanks for sticking with me.
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
A commercial flight departs from Los Angeles with a Jewish pilot and a Chinese CoPilot.
My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.Then he got back in the car to wait.
"Lexophile" describes those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman...
Always remember you're unique...
It's not how you win or lose...