Oh my, things have really gotten bad! The recession has hit everybody really hard.

She'd never had surgery and she was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured her.

As is our tradition, no jokes today. I'm sorry. And I also apologize if I will be speaking about my faith. Good Friday is the most solemn day in Christiandom; for today, Jesus, the Christ, was wrongfully accused and crucified.

While taking a clinical history from an elderly patient, a doctor asked, "How's your love life?"

Sister Pia notices several people walking out in the street despite the government order to stay at home due to the Corona virus pandemic. Sister Pia grabs the first man she meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Can we help you with your luggage?"

The Germans and Americans were reaching a stalemate in WW2. In WW2 there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand.

Singapore's Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew said: ''There were two options for me: 1) Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with nothing or...

One day Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over."